This guide is written for people who have already played at least one playthrough and are simply looking to complete some achievements, so this guide may include spoilers. In order to get all the achievements multiple playthroughs/restarts are required.

Reading is fundamental = When prompted to read a guide on zenith power grades, select yes. Reading is good for you.

Back to the 90s = When selecting an addition to your hero costume, select pouches, ALL the pouches.

Super Sleuth = When prompted to either go to orientation or follow police cars, follow the cops.
If playing as an acrobat or sharpshooter select "follow patrol cars until they stop". Soldier or detectives should be able to determine their destination. Either way, select creep closer next and there you go.

Wellll...Hello There = When prompted to introduce yourself to your team on your way to the team-building exercise just nod and say nothing, all mysterious like.

Playing for Keeps = When playing sharpshooter or soldier, during the capture the flag game go for a distance attack when your opponents show up, and shoot. I'm sure that litlle paper girl had it coming.

Yay We Won = For simplicity's sake you can simply do the above achievement and this one will unlock as well. But for those of you who think injuring a small girl is a bit much you can also
As acrobat: Select the option to rush out at them before they reach your flag
As sharpshooter/detective: Switch into your stealth uniform and sneak closer, and then sneak even closer.
as soldier: .... take the shot.

Potty Mouth = When vising jacob in the hospital for the first time tell him "you're damn right it is" when he comments how cool your outfit is. Because it damn right is.

What a Perv = When prompted on what gender you're interested in romancing either select girls or everyone. When Tress invites you over for dinner ask her what's for dessert. The following day when asked where you'll sit in class select Tress once more like the creepy stalker you apparently are.

Mob Violence = As a detective when sparring against Mob in Downfall's class use your surroundings and then either punch him in the stomach or below the belt.
As soldier use your surroundings and punch him below the belt.
As acrobat, block his attack followed by punching him in the jaw with your brass knuckles.
The sharpshooter isn't quite cut out to fight someone with super-strength in a hand to hand fight.

Captain Powerless = When Dirty Girl texts you to hang out and uses this great new hero name voice your thoughts about it as embracing it. Let Fog ♥♥♥♥♥/Dirty Girl talk you into changing your name by selecting either "i'm doing it tommorow" or "hmm, maybe" into "yes".

Another Appletini Please = Try to keep pace with DG at the party and then either "heating up the dance floor" or "dancing with her for hours but making sure her hands don't fondle all too much."
Upon exciting the party make a joking comment to the college kids about the appletinis you shouldn't have had.

That was so Lame = When selecting your studygroups for the first time, select Defense with stoic and c-wom. After being trash-talked by the coach say "we'll see who gets smoked".

You Totally Love Her = When Jacob asks you who your favorite super hero is do not pick Mega Cat and then call Jacob out on not giving Origami any hassle for her not picking Mega Cat either.

HELL Yes = When selecting your studygroups for the first time, study HELL with Mob and Origami. Followed by memorising the text or during the test switching back and forth between the stats page to then go to academics to look for the answers. ... or, .. you know *whispers* (B, C, D, A, A)

Ouch That Didn't Hurt = When prompted on what gender you're interested in romancing either select girls or everyone. During the first Breaking people & things test you'll be asked to take on the deadly unicorn fish girl. Take a dive for her because she's smoking hot. Taking a dive for her for any other reason besides that doesn't give the achievement.

Wombat Down = As sharpshooter or soldier only. During the First breaking people & things test when faced against the mighty W.O.M.B.A.T. Pull out your slingshot and try to shoot him in the face.

Say Cheese! = During the First breaking people & things test when faced against C-Wom, lead him into a trap. Following that when faced with your fight against stoic resort to trying to give her a raspberry.

I'm Not Doing That = When Nil asks you how many secrets you're going to steal from your classmates, simply say that you're not willing to do it. Keep in mind this will give you a D for his class.

Was it Good for You? = When prompted on what gender you're interested in romancing either select boys or everyone. When you have to take your first exam in Defense with the Hedonist, select the third option to take a more 'hands-on approach'. Tell him you're willing to do certain things for your A.

Pants on Fire = When asked where you stand on the contrarian issue select the "This is complicated." option. During the first Breaking people & things text, when faced against Uni. Take the dive for her. Some time later after having a short chat with Stoic you can choose to approach Uni. Select yes, and then ask her out on a date. flirt with her a little, and then give her a fake name when she asks what yours is. Repeat your fake name into her device, not like they make lie detectors that size anyway.

Tattletale = When asked where you stand on the contrarian issue select the "This is complicated." option. As you visit C-Wom's house and you notice all the packages with the return adresses on them tell the Dean about it.

Stronger, Faster, Better = Follow the steps mentioned in "HELL Yes", and "Say Cheese" but instead of giving Stoic a raspberry, tie her up with a rope. Tell Nill you'll get 3 secrets for him. Block the Hedonist's attack if you have a high thud stat or simply flirt for your A as mentioned in "Was it Good for You". this should put you far above the nessecary 3.0 grade.

They Really Like Me = During the protest at your school choose to adress the crowd in any way.

Swing Your Partner = When teaming up with a partner during a Breaking people & things class in issue #3 pick Stoic.

Community College Villain = Instead of going out with one of your girl/boyfriends simply stay at home and watch the brilliant 'Community College Villain' movie some time during issue #3.

You Make Me Horny = Follow the "Pants on Fire" achievement until Uni asks you for your name. This time give her your real name and repeat it into her lie detector. Give her a kiss for good measure. Later in issue #3 you can go on a date with her again. Comment on missing her horn. When she asks if you want to go back to her place afterwards agree with her. Give her your last name and then have a good time with her involving her horn and a cowboy hat. Yeehaw!

Hold the Bacon = When prompted on what gender you're interested in romancing either select boys or everyone. Flirt with Mob, i won't go over every choice to be made as romancing one of the characters should be somewhat obvious. When Mob asks you to go out to a farm for a protest agree to go with him. Convince Mob to show off his abilities at that protest.

This Seems Questionable = When prompted on what gender you're interested in romancing either select boys or everyone. When asked where you stand on the contrarian issue agree with Crook. in issue #3 hang out with Crook's group and go to the church to look for info. Choose the flirty options, and decide to kiss him at the church.

Jailbird When asked where you stand on the contrarian issue agree with Crook. In issue #3 select to hang out with Crook's group. Agree to go the church to look for evidence. When the cops show up get out of there with Crook. Stay calm in the car and you'll find out DG was arrested. Cough up the money to bail her out.

Don't Tell Him I Said That = When asked where you stand on the contrarian issue select the "This is complicated." option. Later during issue #3 select to hang out with Uni's group to go to a school. Decide to take the lead during the trip to the school. Select to take over and when asked if you know Mega Cat comment "Ewwww...Mega Cat?!? Doesn't he spit up hairballs or something?!?"

Swinging Into Action = When asked where you stand on the contrarian issue agree with Tress. During the press conference show off your abilities by using your grapple line.

Rub a Dub Dub = When prompted on what gender you're interested in romancing either select girls or everyone. Romance Tress without learning her secret. When asked where you stand on the contrarian issue agree with Tress. After the press conference go check on Tress. Ask to come inside. After she says she's going to take a shower choose to join her.

So This is My Story... = After the school is forced to close down and everyone gets 90 minutes to pack their bags, decide to go visit Jacob before returning to the parking lot. Tell Jacob about your troubled history.

A Handful of Paintballs = When forming studygroups for the second time, select to study Defense with Stoic and C-Wom. Form a phalanx to keep Shine from getting paintballed in the noggin'. half-way you'll be asked if you want to stick to the phalanx or rush it. continue with the phalanx for sweet, sweet victory.

Unzipped = When prompted on what gender you're interested in romancing either select boys or everyone. Romance Crook. When forming studygroups for the second time, select to study Secrets with Crook and Tress. Here you'll have the option for going for Crook's zipper.

Little Sis = Do NOT shoot Origami. do NOT raise your hand in Downfall's class when she asks if you're willing to hurt classmates. Select all the options where you spend time with Origami and be a normal/nice person to her. When Origami suggests a 'girl's night' with Tress, C-Wom and Shine, join them. Near the end of the "I've Never"-game select "I've never had a little sister ..etc"

Hey Look Over There = When Crook suggests going to the Honkytonk to unwind with DG, Uni and Hi-jinx, join them. When prompted on how you spend the evening at the bar choose to stay sober. When the locals start looking for trouble distract them.

Roll in the Hay = When prompted on what gender you're interested in romancing either select boys or everyone. Romance Mob. After taking the second HELL exam choose to make out with mob under the tarp.

Just Say No = When Captain Callifornia asks to put on his helmet to gather up the secrets you've found for the Secrets finals, refuse. This will give you a D.

Lawyered Up = Sit in the front of McCormick's class. raise your hand and answer the question properly. Ace the HELL tests. When selecting how to spend the rest of you time after packing when the school closes choose to head back immediately and ride in the van with the proffesors. When Crook is hassling McCormick either say nothing or tell Crook to stop. Lastly, when McCormick asks you what you thought about her class say it was facinating.

Big Apple Brawling = Beat Mob. Raise your hand when Downfall asks if you're willing to hurt classmates. When Uni suggests taking a dive for her give her a surprise attack. Defeat C-wom by luring him in a trap and then tie up Stoic. Pick Stoic in Downfall's next class and use her powers in a plan. Raise your hand when Downfall asks who wants to take their finals first. Go in with Stunner and Tress. if you have a high Hmm, analyze the situation. High Pow, go in melee, High Zap = shoot Downfall. After Downfall gets serious you can choose any of the options, but if you're just trying to get this achievement you can try the surprise attack while handing the Hedonist over to her. This will get you a D in Defense but makes this achievement a certainty.

Teacher's Pet = Raise your hand in every class of the Hedonist. Laugh at Mob when he freaks out when the Hedonist touches him. Flirt with him to get your A as in "Was it Good for You?" or ace his test by being a soldier. When Downfall gets serious in her exam make sure you get the Hedonist out of there. You can also choose to enter the finals with Dirty Girl while having a high Thud and blocking whatever Downfall tries to throw at the Hedonist.

Sneaky Sneaky = When prompted to look at one of your classmates during Nil's class go over all the options before stopping. Do not step forward in Nil's class. Promise to get them 3 secrets. Ask Nil about the mystery reward they promise. Choose to stay seated during Nil's finals. When Captain Calli gives the news of Nil's departure choose to boo it. Refuse to give your secrets to Captain Callifornia.

Long Distance Love = When prompted on what gender you're interested in romancing either select boys or everyone. Romance Stunner. Near the end when Stunner is announcing his departure assure him you want to continue the relationship.

Leader of the Pack = For this achievment you will simply have to get on the good side of 3 out of five other classmates. Stoic, C-Wom, Crook, Dirty Girl and Mob. If you are dating one of them they will automatically vote for you. Unfortunately i won't go over every iteration of choices you have to make for each person. There's alot of them. Simply make the choices where you spend time with them. And if prompted to make choices while spending time with them ... don't be an ass. It's THAT 'simple'.

Notebook Violence = Lose the Capture the flag contest (just pick something your archetype isn't good at). Don't apologize to stunner for losing. When choosing where to sit in the first HELL class select next to stunner. Proceed to hit him with a notebook for being a poopyface.