Dota 2
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Keep Calm and Stay Innocent :3
By Ruri
Ever wonder when u are in need of money and u dont want to stress yourself at the same time farming farming and farming? This is the guide for you on how to KS and get away with it!

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Pick a hero that can heal or support ur teammates :3
By picking Support hero will help u to boost ur kawaiiness and innocent level in the game by 20-70% well this is because some people think that broodmother is super kawaiii hero in the game. This guide is to KS and how to get away innocently XDDD like nothing happen ;pp



Like the above i think anyhero is Kawaii if u think it is. If u KS a kill make sure u type in '' Sorry didn't mean too ! >___<! :3 '' or since the majority of the community are males u can say "sorry bro , my bad bro (treat him like your own brother)" he will probably uses the infamous "Well Played!" shortcut , this means he acknowledge you as his bro too meaning u can KS him anytime in the future and he will keep spamming "Well Played!" . You are very good at dota and people should praise u with "Well Played!" well keep calling random people bro starting from now (nohomo) , and if ur teammate typed "Good game, Well Played" on ALL chat this means they will commend u at the end of the game and realize how good you are! Relax and stay calm , Stay Innocent. After all the innocent and u suddenly have won the match , dont always forget to type EZ on ALL chat , the opposing team will commend u so u will have twice the commend per game ! Isn't that great?! So don't forget Always stay Calm and innocent. (Don't do this)

Countermeasures 1
If ur teammates persist and tries to flame you just heal them if u are using enchantress and u see them having 50% HP just open ur 3rd skill and heal them :3 . This will soften their heart :ppp or if u are a carry like juggernaut just open ur healing ward :P



Countermeasures 2
Second Trick if u still get flame by ur teammate after you KS them just buy tons of ward with your gold !!! Don't care how much you buy and if they didn't see it just spam the ward keep selling and buying (It will be in stock :p) keep doing this and let them think that u ks for the greater good :3 actually you just end up buying 1 ward and put it somewhere on the river XDDD

Countermeasures 3

Last but not least which is very common :P well u know everyone saves up their money for themself and sometime theres no courier for the team :C . Well this time when u KS if theres is a walking donkey make sure he can fly! or if theres no donkey in ur team make sure u buy one! One donkey makes a lot of differences make sure u always buy them in your game , it plays an important role :P and boost the friendly enviroment for you who buying it xD



Stay kawaii and innocent in game peeps! XXDDDD
Thanks for reading this guide XD ! Stay cute and innocent x3 !



By using all the counter measures wish u the best of luck ! As we all know the dota2 community is very @_______________@!!!!



But deep down in their heart they are cute as well XD so next time someone KS u just stay calm :P


Good luck in ur games! -END-

89 Comments
Chokapik 1 Nov, 2016 @ 6:26am 
:maglike:
HighCanFly 15 Oct, 2016 @ 6:52am 
I just found that guide :D
Pretty fun and cute !
Thxs
Az 3 Jul, 2016 @ 1:49am 
My CM loves you now rureh
L'Antica 15 Mar, 2016 @ 2:18am 
Nah.. I never bothered by ks:sdmichiru::nekoheart:
:eselphine:
Rese3t 22 Dec, 2015 @ 11:24pm 
Too cute 4 me
Shit Master 22 Dec, 2015 @ 2:21pm 
bullshit guide, if someone kill steals me i let them feel the hatred hammer and it doesnt matter if ment to or not if they do it again then it turns to a my way or we lose way :VSnake:
soulful lover 22 Dec, 2015 @ 9:32am 
Elegiggle good guide 4Head
rope4everyneck 22 Dec, 2015 @ 9:09am 
Just remembered me a thing and now I cry everytime I open or close my eyes... GG
kai 22 Dec, 2015 @ 8:51am 
CHI LONG QUA?
womp womp 21 Dec, 2015 @ 11:50pm 
>Tried the guide
>KSed once and team mate abandons
>11/10 would try again