The Mean Greens - Plastic Warfare

The Mean Greens - Plastic Warfare

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S.M.A.R.T.
By lil_misfit
This will teach you the BASICS of The Mean Greens.
   
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S
S:
S is for shoot, which is what you better do!
Whether its a M16, Shotgun, Sniper, Bazooka or Flamethrower!
Point your weapon at the enemy, aim and FIRE!
M
M is for move which you better do!
Hit shift to sprint!
Watch your battery though!
Jump and Dodge as long as you'd like.
Can you perform the magical "Jumping Dodge"?
If you can't thats okay, you're probably dead anyway.
A
A is for attack, the objective you must.
Whether flag, cake or cup.
Complete it you must.
Don't forget to defend or it will be your end!
R
R is for rocket.
Use it you will.
To get a cheap kill!
Becareful though as you could explode!
Use the grenade
For a little aid. :D
T
T is for teamwork
That is a must.
Work with your allies or the battle is a bust.
Real Guide
So after I butchered poetry...
Time for the real tips.
Shoot with your gun but don't forget to aim as it decreases your inaccuracy.
You want to keep moving as there are enemy snipers who will shoot you if you stay still!
Also use cover while moving and don't forget that retreating to heal up is always an option.
You want to focus more on your objective than killing the opponents, unless killing your opponenets is your objective.
The rocket is always and easy kill but it is slow enough that you can dodge it with a dodge or sprint. Use it against enemies who are grouped up. The grenade also works well but has a shorter blast radius.
Even though this doesn't happen normally in this game if you actually regroup and work with your team you can usually win easier than just soloing it on your own.
Game Modes
There are 10 gamemodes and 10 maps:

Tabletop Wars: Your standard Team Deathmatch with alot of hiding places. The green have an advantage because they can hide in the dark corners and you can't see them.

Deep Freeze: You have to melt ice to get to a freezer with frozen dinosaurs and then be the first to melt your dinosaur. If you stand ontop of the first icecube you can melt it quicker.

Toybox Assualt: You standard king of the hill. No tips here as it is a small map.

Fishtank Frenzy: You standard CTF. Two lanes Two flags. You can hide on some of the coral for ambushes.

Kitchen Run: You gotta push the enemies cup off the counter. Fun but usually ends in stalemate. I feel that the green have an advantage because its easy to hide in the sink and wait for the tan to run by. Then you go for the cup.

Art table: FFA, stay on the higher levels so that you don't get destroyed in the bottom.

Off the rails: A fun capture the cookies (conquest) at first it seems linear but if you use cover and the height advantage (or if you are a good sniper snipe those guys across map) you can win easily. Capture two then just hold!

Operation Birthday: Ahh such great music, you have to light or defend the candles. If you are lighting the candles focus on that! Defending the cake i've found that going to the attacker spawn is an easy way to hold them off.

Barnyard ball: Get your ball into their goal. You gotta manage your stamina in this game mode. Thats the key.

Bathtub Bash: Your Capture the Flag in the Middle mission. Be sneaky use the ducks as concealment and you will get the flags easily.
17 Comments
Unicorn Boogers 22 Mar, 2020 @ 8:54pm 
another thing worth mentioning: the grenade doesn't get thrown very far, and both the rocket and grenade have 1 shot before "cooldown".
DEATHWATCHxOPS 11 Dec, 2019 @ 1:30pm 
Smash, mAsh, Rubber mustache, Time. Dang. It's no wonder I am so bad at the game. I had it all wrong :P thanks for the tips.
Atlas the Small 3 Feb, 2019 @ 12:28pm 
Great rhyming!:lgograil:
cmwright 31 Jan, 2019 @ 6:49pm 
epic rhyming skills m8
keyplr 12 May, 2018 @ 5:52pm 
:steamsad:
N1kitosik123 11 Mar, 2016 @ 7:02am 
помогите проблемы при игре игра вылетает и очень сильно лагает а системные требования подходят
:sticky:
lil_misfit  [author] 28 Dec, 2015 @ 2:27pm 
I might be able to
Saltshaker 25 Dec, 2015 @ 8:45pm 
i like how the 1st (S.M.A.R.T.) is similiar 2 dr. sooooos
Pawgliacci 21 Dec, 2015 @ 5:28pm 
in bathtub bash the tan look close to the colour of the ducks
lil_misfit  [author] 17 Dec, 2015 @ 9:11pm 
I could use some help updating this with the most recent update... and maybe a better poet. xD