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Gibus Engineers Wildlife Protectors: Help the helpless!
By InYourHeart and 1 collaborators
We are GEWP, the Gibus Engineers Wildlife Protectors, and we have one mission, to protect the world from oblooteration, to unite all gibus within our game, to denounce the evils of spys and demos, to extend our reach to the GabeN above, prepare to help and make it quadruple!
   
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What is GEWP? And can i eat it?
We are a group of people who dedicated their lives to protect the fragile and quite "mentally challenged" Gibus Engineers.

We are supported by Senpai NISLT in our cause to help the Gibus Engineers as seen in the following video:





We also have a group owned by nislt:
http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/groups/gewpofficial
Check it out!
What is a Gibus Engineer? Can i eat it instead?
A Gibus Engineer (Or Gibus Engie for short) is someone that installed TF2 a few hours/days ago, and because of that they are very, very, very, very, VERY, but not that much, Newbie.


They don't know what is going on most of the time, and are also called out for being NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS

But unlike a NOOOOOOOOOOOB, there is hope, because while a NOOOOOOOOOOOOOB just thinks they know everything (and can't play jackpoop), a Newbie wants to learn, get better, and improve.







But older players (mostly the ones who just are tryhards/d1cks) mock them, bully them, and all around harass them, preventing what could be a future top level player from reaching as far as a 10 Hours of play time.

"TF2 is like Fallout. You are in a wasteland where everyone hates and kill you. But if you find a friendly guy you both can be a good team and learn from thereself."-Quote from Pootgineer
Alright, i get it! So, how can i help? Will i have to eat something?
You can help us in many ways!
I will make you a list of a few things you can do to help:

  • Sign up for coaching: On the main menu of TF2 there is a button that when clicked will sign you up for coaching! You will get notified whenever someone near you asks for a coach, and after you join the server you will have multiple tools that will help you guide the student!
    I will leave you a link to a coach video (The video is for the lulz, not as a tutorial):




    Ps: Sometimes the student is so Newbie that they won't even notice you, those people just need some solo experience before requesting for a coach, so don't be sad for them!



  • Use sprays: Instead of ponies or porn, try using a image with a helpful message as your spray!
    I will leave you some samples here:





    Just cause this is guide about Gibus Engies, doesn't mean you can't help other types of gibuses!



  • Help Gibus Engies in distress: See a Gibus Engie doing something wrong? Use chat, voice chat and/or voice commands to tell him what he is doing wrong, and how to fix it!

  • Don't bully Gibus Engineers!: If you are on the other team, do not, and i mean DO NOT, bully the poor Gibus Engie, instead have some respect, kill him in a respectful way, and be nice to him when you kill him, and if he somehow is able to resist your attack, congratulate him!
FAQ
It's a FAQ, nuff said'.
Let's just answer them FAQs.

Q-Why are Gibus such tryhards/i got killed by a Gibus while being friendly.
A-First of all, make sure you weren't in the middle of an intense firefight (Control Point of a Koth map for example) cuz you're gonna get killed, accidentally or not.
Second, Gibus are new players, which means they don't know much about TF2, so they dont understand the concept of a friendly player, and it is your job as a friendly to teach them.(Or keep getting killed by them because you're lazy).


Q-Can i eat something?
A-You can eat your phone.








Q-I did something incredible for a Gibus, butt i'm not on the guide, why? ;_;
A-This guide as been seen by 15000+ peeps, and i can't add everyone to it, and i also can't add duplicates, if you did something really cool for a Gibus and didn't get into the guide, chances are someone else did it before you, but that doesn't mean you should stop! Keep going and you will enter the guide eventually! "Help the Gibus"- Ghandi


Q-Team Rocket reference?
A-Team Rocket reference.











Q-Is there a group i can join?
A-Yes, there is a link in the guide, right below the first video, click it, you know you want to.

Q-I hate Gewp.
A-I believe someone famous once said something about that.. Oh yes! I will leave you a quote from a very well known pacifist: "You hate my cause? Well i hate your face!"-Martin Luther King

Q-HELP THE ENDERAGED SPYCRABZZZ/FRIENDLY DUDES
A-We do, by teaching the Gibus how to deal with a spycrab/friendly dudes, we prevent that Gibus from wanting to kill them, saving their lives.


Q-It's like o.W.n all over again.
A-Only that we aren't fanboys. (People start screamming "OHHH" in the background)
PS: Some of our younger members are, but that's not the point.







Q-Delfy?
A-Yes? I really don't know what you want.

Q-This meme isn't funny anymore.
A-What isn't funny anymore is you thinking saving TF2's future is a meme.
I helped a Gibus Engineer! What do i get?
You get nothing.



Well, you do get something!
The feeling of helping a Gibus Engineer!
Not enough?
Alright, then just comment down below what you have done and i'll make sure to mention you in this section with the reason you got in here!

  • In.Your.Heart: For making this guide. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • Nislt: For making the videos supporting our cause.

  • [G.E.W.P] Pootgineer [GER] : For teaching a gibus how to rocket jump, and how to be a good medic/pyro.

  • enderbill2: For helping out alot of gibuses.

  • ╠R✗N╣ Mr. Bush trade.tf: For teaching a gibus to not heal a heavy all the time.

  • Kuranosuke: For defending a group of Gibus Engineers, while wearing the Gibus.

  • The Autistum Horse :l [GEWP]: For regretting his bully ways and making peace with the ones he bullied.

  • Avg. Sniper: "I help Gibus Snipers..."

  • killerlorde: Gave a Gibus Engie a nice hat.

  • MrNotDoppler: "I have helped, and gifted many gibus engineers, heck I taught one how to snipe & rocket jump, then I realized that he lives down the road from me, now we are good friends, and all thanks to Tf2"

  • [GEWP]AigerBot: For helping a Gibus Scout out of his depression, without using drugs.

  • Ol' Si: For saving a Gibus from a trashtalker, making him ragequit(probably with some sick burns).

  • datyak: For teaching a Gibus Spy how to use the Dead Ringer.

  • PICKLE LORDE: For helping a Gibus Engie on Turbine (Cuz people that play Turbine usually are not the nicest people, unlike PICKLE LORDE).

  • AudioKrampus[G.E.W.P]: Helped 2 Gibus Engie at the same time.

  • Mr.Fancy-Miku: For helping Uncle Dane, on his Gibus days.

  • every vilian is lemons: For teaching a gibus engie how to build a sentry, resulting in a topscore for the Gibus Engie.

  • |❄FestiveAsh❄| hating Escrow: Sacrificed himself for a Gibus Engie.

  • Shiny Zoroark: Gave hours of his time to coach a Gibus.

  • misterman5: For trying hard to help a Gibus Sphee.

  • InstaREKT: For sharing his amazing experience as a F2P going P2P, still a better love story than twiligth.

  • Ninjafox | Trade.tf: For working on a cosmetic item supporting GEWP, that will be on the steam workshop when done.

  • Soop Can: For coaching many Gibus Scouts.

  • Ninjaneer: For taking Gaming Vibezz under his wing/arm/gunslinger/pancake?

  • Turtle: He plays pocket pyro. ´Nuff said.

  • [EduGen]postergaard: For being one of the few people who helps Gibus Heavys, not alot of peeps help new heavies, cuz not many peeps are heavy mains. Funke would be proud.

  • Sans | Free SFMs: For turning a group of Gibus into friendlies.

For the sake of reducing spam, i'll be adding only the best actions, sorry to the average joe.

This was a message from G.E.W.P., Gibus Engineers Wildlife Protectors
732 Comments
chullogaymer 24 Jul @ 11:33am 
un dia destruyeron un cacharro y me enoje tanto que avente a mi abuela por las escaleras
chullogaymer 24 Jul @ 11:32am 
hola, tuve una temporada de ingeniero y me sentí no solo buleado sino torturado por los snipers, siempre me destruyen mis cacharros y cuando intento construir mas siguen y siguen, no se que hacer, cada cacharro destruido se siente como si me apuñalaran por mi espalda. Ya no se que hacer, cada noche que pasa y un cacharro de mi equipo es destruido me pongo a llorar y empiezo a retorcerme si control, espero que me ayuden con esto si es que pueden
Jafar 10 Feb, 2021 @ 4:11am 
Being the necromancer that I am,I just can't help but respond.

G.E.W.P. did nothing wrong. Individuals in the group? Maybe,but I believe that you are no better. Sorry, but the nature of how you act made me think so, and you can't blame me for that. (although you most likely will)

Do I say all G.E.W.P. members are noble people? No, there are some kids among them who just want to look good, yes. But I do say that the purpose of the group is noble. There are many decent players in G.E.W.P. more decent than you or me. And blaming the entire group for actions of few is just radical and stupid.

"Even more proof that your gewp is horrible considering it took you 3 months to respond". Sorry, but that is just an idiotic excuse. The author answered respectfully and that is how you reply?

And yes, I am replying 2 years later, but if are really planning to use that card just because you have it, then I am telling you right now, That is just pathetic if you cannot think of anything better.
GhastlyGhostJr 8 Apr, 2018 @ 2:31pm 
No gewp absolutely did shit wrong. They’re the entire reason why “gibus” players are seen as “bad.”

7 years of tf2 and I’ve never seen these wanna be good “gewp” players help a single person.

This is exactly what happens when a popular YouTuber tries to start something, you get all their young immature followers to join in, and in this case they’re supposed to MENTORS.

There’s not a single player who’s above steel level who’s a gewp member, and there’s a very good reason for that.

Even more proof that your gewp is horrible considering it took you 3 months to respond
TubbyChungus 24 Feb, 2018 @ 8:44am 
despacito
GhastlyGhostJr 13 Jan, 2018 @ 10:50am 
And you’re part of the reason why gewp has a horrible vibe. Terrible players stating pointless unfunny stories
RogueRouge 13 Jan, 2018 @ 10:39am 
I sapped a Gibus Engineer's sentry, and I found that he had made a teletrap. I went there for my sins, and was soon killed by the Gibus Engineer.
The Reaper 15 Nov, 2017 @ 5:32pm 
While i see the reason for these complaints and hate twords GEWP Members I also belive you are over looking the fact that you dont Have to be a good player to help others and even if your a gibus your self you can still help another by Teaching them Anything even something as little as a good sentry spot or to cosistantly spy check. Have a great day
BanzaiMx3 26 Oct, 2017 @ 2:46am 
I as a dedicatid pybro will gladly protect the gibus engis from shpees and spys
ratmin2 23 Aug, 2017 @ 9:03pm 
u guys are worse than PETA :gnarled: