Emily is Away

Emily is Away

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How To Get With Emily.
By Reid
This guide will show you step by step on how to get with Emily.
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Step One: Music
As it may be clear, Emily is a music lover.
She listens to ♥♥♥♥♥♥ music, though.

So, just say the music is ♥♥♥♥ and she'll get over it eventually.

Step Two: Party
Obviously, Emily is a stupid slut who goes to parties.
So, you might as well not go to them, as you wouldn't want to get in the way of things.

This will show her that you care about her,
and her well-being!

Step Three: The Toolbags
These guys are bound to make your playthrough ♥♥♥♥, as Emily typically chooses them over you.

...
what a slut.
...

Call these guys out at any possible moment, as Emily will soon realize that she's too good for them.

Step Four: Delete the Game
you can't win emily's heart.




















but you can delete the game, and pretend this never happened.







it's sad, i know. but it's the only way...
Credits
Guide By: Basara.

Special Thanks to PinkGuy and MeatHead.

96 Comments
Isaac 7 Oct @ 10:13pm 
so is this just a joke guide or there really isn't a good ending?
Melia Baby 30 Jan @ 10:27am 
I PLAYED THIS GAME AGAIN MONTHS LATER TO SEE IF ITS SOMETHING I MISSED AND COULD A DIFFERENT ENDING. But no, shes just a dumbass :D
Melia Baby 30 Jan @ 10:26am 
Pretty fuckin much
EVEEEEEE 15 Dec, 2023 @ 5:36am 
you broke my heart.
AlxRY 27 Jul, 2023 @ 1:40pm 
[UPDATED] So I find this true ending. Its better than this old article.

Step 1: Press the Shutdown button on the menu.
LayzieTheLapras 18 Jun, 2023 @ 9:52am 
i love how i just told her to leave me alone :zombie2:
corpseUndertaker 10 Jun, 2023 @ 10:08am 
Wow this really helped me to not only get digital bitches but also irl bitches!
Myst3ry 6 Jun, 2023 @ 8:02am 
best ending is being an asshole
Th30nlyLuminous 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:33pm 
Thank you! I'm done with Emily! I've only known her for an hour, and I hate her more than anything!!!
Alys 9 Jul, 2022 @ 11:56am 
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