Simply get a boring kill (5 kills in a couple of seconds)

Grind bots until you reach level 100. At level 80 you have recieved every gun, and at level 100 you will start to see golden tickets randomly spawn in survival chests. Just keep grinding survival until you open a chest with a golden ticket. Use these tickets to "goldenize" the weapons in your stockpile.

Ok, so hit "host" and then "start" then, go into game chat (T) type in /changemap bm_sewers.bmap. The scoreboard will pop up saying "Changing Maps" and then it'll change to the sewers map. Now simply jump into the water.

Go into a PVP onine Deathmatch and run around until you find someone typing (Typng is indicated by the chat box appearing over the player's head) and kill them.

Theres an easy way to get survival cheevos. Just Host a singleplayer server, go to Bm_water and select that map, now, put on infinite jumps and infinite ammo in the mutators, get an underwater loadout (scuba gear and underwater AR) and just camp the waters, it's really easy, all you have to be careful of is the pesky Bomb Dudes, as the suicide vests they have are a one-hit kill, regaurdless. Also, the "Vampirism" mutator really helps, I've easily killed 50 manlings with this tactic, and made it to wave 350 without Really trying (also, if you really feel like being a coward and not fighting anything, it is entirely possible in the later rounds, to win an entire round by just sitting at the bottom of the lake in a covered spot and waiting for vampirism to kill everything. It's also really simple to get the alcohol achivements as in BM_water 70% of the chest spawns are actually underwater. The vampirism mutator basically makes it so you loose health overtime, but killing enemies fully heals you (basically, you and your enemies loose 1 hp/s, but, killing an enemy grants you a full heal). P.S.: Lmao I litterally copy-pasted this entire section and fixed grammar.

Ok, so host a game of deathmatch and put in your loadout a lightning gun/taser (Lightning Gun is Preferrable) and in the grenades tab put in a pineapple. without the pineapple or any of the 2 taser devices this will not work. Now put in 1 bot and then just go into the match. For some reason Bots cannot pick up their weapons in deathmatch but can do it in CTF (don't ask me why). So, taser them so they drop their weapon. keep tasering them until their at low health (below 25 and youll kill them at least with the lightning gun). now just throw your pineapples at him. Go up to an ammo box and refill it unless hes right behind you because he can still punch you to death. Just keep throwing pineapples at him till he dies.

Another way to do it is to host a deathmatch on Arena with one bot, throw your pineapples at him, and wait for him to kill himself in a trap. This will be easier with the lightning gun/taser as now he won't shoot back, but you can still do it without in this method.

Simply Level up once.

Just Start up the Tutorial

Just kill 1000 people/bots kinda takes a little while I guess.

Do what you did for achievment 5 but instead you have to make it to Wave 100

Kill an enemy while you are BOTH in the air. Suprisingly easy.

Unlock all 80 weaons. A Big grind Taking about a full day of match time

Win a game of Deathmatch/Weapons deal. Just host a game with no bots in it. If you go to all the trouble of portforwarding, then you've lost the point. Set the Match time to 1 NOT 0. 0 will make the timer infinite. Just wait for the match to end. In the meantime, enjoy a refreshing bottle of Nuka Cola.

You'll need a taser/lightning gun/EMP grenade, and a sword. Now go into deathmatch with no bots, a time limit of 0, and the zombies mutator on. Now look for a lonely zombie and spam right click with your sword when hes next to you trying to eat you. You will see the word "Riposte" appear many times, but if you didi it succesfully, you will see the word "PARRY!" in green appear once or twice. Sometimes you will instakill the zombie, other times not, but you just need the word "PARRY!" to pop up 100 times for the achievment. Takes a while, and you'll die a lot, but that's the only way I know.

Ok, so host a match of Zombrains with a time limit of zero and any number of bots (9 is reccomended). now when you spawn in type in /changemap bm_desertcity.bmap and hit enter. It will change to the desert city map. Now when you spawn in buy the light AR in the building second closest to the left edge of the map. Now go to the middle building and jump up there. now just stay and wait for everone to die and there will be a mass of zombies waiting below you. Now just shoot down at the mass. You'll soon run out of ammo but there's a box on top of the building that respawns often. Just stay just on the ledge spraying into the horde and throwing grenades in and you hit $1000 in no time. Also a good way to get the Kill em' all achievment.

You must have 3 ACTUAL people in the desert map. One must be standing on top of the pyramid to the left, one must be standing on the pyramid th the right, and one must stand on top of the center pyramid. Then you must wait for about 30 seconds and if you've done it right, faces will appear before THE MAN spawns. OoOoOoOoOo soo scary. Not that hard to beat, coming from experience of doing it. You can die and he won't go away or anything. The screen will become red when you are near him.

Go in a PVP match and kill a player wearing a hat.

Host a server with no bots and pick the city map or any other map with an open cieling, and turn the Infinite jumps mutator on. Now just keep jumping and soon you'll make a laugh straight outta psycho and fly away into the heavens! I might be wrong but if mutators still disable cheevos, then disregard the inf. jumps mutator and you'll need to have a loadout with a double barrel, light rockets, and a jetpack.

Host a game with a time limit of 0, no bots and take a loadout with the double barrel and light rockets w/a jetpack. Now when you spawn in, type in /changemap bm_clb_water.bmap and hit enter. Now when you spawn in go to the right until you pass the spiked wall holding the water in. go just past that and drop down. you'll see a box with the flag inside. Just touch it and you have the achievment!

Host an empty deathmatch. now spawn in with a boomerang. Just keep throwing it with F and not hitting F again. Then just keep doing that until you die.

Do the same thing you did for desert secret only on the Fields map with the command /changemap bm_fields.bmap

Simply host a team deathmatch match with no bots, load the suicide vest, and blow yourself up.

Go into a PVP match with a sniper. Simply kill anything that moves and someone is BOUND to be holding a sniper. If you kill him, you get the achievment. You both might actually have to be zoomed in but I'm not sure.

Host a game of Survival, and survive a match. After you survive one match, don't kill anybody. Wander around until you see a treasure chest. Walk up to it and you'll pick up some kind of alcohol/drug. That will get you the achievment.

You will need to do all the steps shown in the Oooh mommy achievment, but you must survive for 350 waves Then you will encounter the manlings. An endless wave where Manlings will Swarm you with every superpower known to the game with an extreme amount of health. Manlings shoot blue magic that explodes (and is unique to them) and have 15* the normal Max HP (so if you set "Max HP" to 100, they will have 1500 max HP, and so on). If you just stay underwater and spam them you won't die.

Host a game and have someone connect to it. There's already a guide on that so I won't explain
(I have a life too, okay?)

Kill spasman, the game dev. I've played forever and still haven't seen him, so I know I have bad luck and a different time zone.

Get banned. Go on a friend's server and get banned or piss off a host or ask him to ban you.

Make it to wave 10 in survival mode. I can't imagine someone spending more than 5 minutes on this one.

Make it to wave 250 on survival mode. Follow every step shown in the Oooh mommy achievment +
about every beneficial mutator there is.

Type in /barf in the chat and get headshoted. If an enemy on a PVP match is nice enough to care, he'll be happy to get you the achievment.

Get a kill with a pump action, lever action, and bolt action in one match.

Get a kill with the hadouken. Face right, hit A, S, D, and left click simoutaniously while holding fists.

Make it to wave 25 in Survival mode. Watch out for those Blue soldiers, noobs!

Get every vice in one Survival match, be careful, because rubbing alcohol is consumed when health is at 25% or less. Hard, made it to wave 100 and didn't get the cheevo. I have been told by RekRoam that it took him to wave 300 to get it. Well that makes it the 2nd hardest achievement out there. Dang.

The trick is to host a capture the flag mission and kill an enemy holding your flag while holding the enemy's flag. Pretty easy to explain but a little harder to do.

Rate it 100 stars ant don't forget to comment and tell me if I have any spooling errrrers, because I am 99.9999999999999999999999% sure I made no spooling errrrrers at all.

Shout out to RekRoam for providing advice for all of the survival achievments.
jshtswell too for the ground is entirely fogged out achievment
and Skywalker for the Cool Island Song achievment








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