Boogeyman

Boogeyman

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How To Not Suck Dong
By conkcrete eater
A simple guide on how to not suck dong whilst playing this game.
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Step 1
Open up thine ears.






What your ears may look like.
Step 2
Flex your index finger in such a way so that it will be able to click your mouse button whenever your ear canals pick up a sound that sounds like a boogeyman coming to get ya.





Do what this fine gentleman/woman is doing.
Step 3
Whenever your ear canals pick up said sound, simply flash him! With your flashlight, of course. Not sure about the other method...






Do exactly this, except with the boogeyman.
Step 4
After flashing him into oblivion, simply wait for him to peek his nosey ass into your room again.
If the one brandishing the flashlight(you) runs out of battery life however... then you may have a bit of a risky situation on your hands. Looking under your bed for batteries is a mechanic in this game. It is quite risky as the boogeyman can be under the bed. However, there is a way to make your job less gravely dangerous. If you still have battery power, save it for when he appears again, as flashing him before peeking under your bed will lower the chances of him being under there. If your management skills are poor enough to let your flashlight battery run completely out of batteries however, your gonna have a bad time. The only way to dig yourself out of that grave is to either attempt to wait the night out like the milk drinker you are, or take the real mead drinkers way. Simply puff up your chest, flex your biceps, put on the most serious face you can muster, and peek it underneath thine bed. If he is under there, then your tough guy disguise is completely useless. If he isn't underneath there, then you have hit the jackpot! That is, if there is a battery there... oh yes my friend, there is such thing as "nothing". You can find the battery of all batteries, or you can find nothing. Or the boogeyman! Who knows? I sure don't. Do you? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this is a long step. I think I have just summed up everything you need to do. Oh well. Oh yeah, one last thing.

You before looking under the bed, putting on your best tough guy disguise.
Step 5
PROFIT! That is all.
15 Comments
demonzerg81 8 Dec, 2024 @ 8:27pm 
Too bad, Thomas doesn't have rich parents There's a flashlight on Amazon that doesn't need batteries and he could recharge it during the day.
EvilMC10 8 Dec, 2024 @ 6:39pm 
banger walkthough
Sketch 31 Dec, 2022 @ 6:40am 
damn bro i just got this game and this is so op!!!! i beat all the nights in a matter of minutes!!!
D󠀡󠇩ank⁧󠀡lord 5 Sep, 2022 @ 12:00pm 
I can pass the nights easily, it's just the after night freeroam
Silly 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:06am 
grab a camera with solar power and flash him.
demonzerg81 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12pm 
Grab a High Power Flashlight and get all the Batteries into a Bag before Night time?
ILoveFemboys 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33am 
thank you so much xD
The Clockwork Gamer 23 Sep, 2020 @ 6:38am 
this is the best plan!!! i followed it once and i dont suck dong any more...never did but still!!!!
Akira Sweets | Dog Mom 27 May, 2020 @ 12:48pm 
:LonelyEye::LovleySmile::LonelyEye:
heihehiro!!! 10 Jan, 2020 @ 6:56pm 
this sucks dong i gertgregqa]