Install the game. Farm. Get some logs for the houseboat. Logs are the big ones that aren't sticks or limbs growing from people. Farm some more.

Make the bloody houseboat. With the logs. Srsly the game tells you what to do.

The houseboat. It does nothing, if you are lucky. If not, it sinks or hurdles back into land with you inside it inevitably murdering you and your survivor family in the process far more efficiently than the cannibals ever could.

Wave to the dozens of cannibals amassed along the shoreline from your mostly stationary tomb.

Pls rate, like, subscribe to my hundreds of youtube videos with dubstep intros that take up like half the video and listen to my audiobook on this subject. What else are you gonna do? Listen to one of those youtube channels where they sound like they are going through puberty during the video?
It took me literally seconds to make this so I need the support! For my STUDENT LOANS.

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