NEKOPARA Vol. 1

NEKOPARA Vol. 1

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How to Be Sneaky When You Play Nekopara. Vol 1
By Yang (楊里霖)
This is the guide for you if you live in a house full of other people and you want to play Nekopara Vol. 1 without being interrupted. Useful for those who live with their parents or girlfriend.
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Introduction
Hi, it's Chocola. Welcome to the unofficial sneaky guide to playing Nekopara. If you're here, it means you're too ashamed to tell your parents or girlfriend that you enjoy playing Japanese eroges. Do not fear, for I have made this guide to ensure you are able to hide your secret passion away from the prying eyes of your parents or girlfriend. So, enjoy!
Stuff You Will Need
Most of these tools you already have so it wouldn't be hard for you to find all the things on this list.

1. Nekopara Vol.1 (Duh..)

2. A lock on your door. (Lock installation might be required depending on how much privacy you have.)

3. Parents/Girlfriend that respects your privacy. (Ability to fulfill this requirement varies.)

4. A bottle of lotion. (Vaseline works.)

5. A comfortable chair that allows you to recline. (Invest in a good chair if you play games like Nekopara. Vol 1)

6. The ability to do your business without making sounds. (Might need to invest in a gag or just tie a scarf around your mouth.)

7. A super expensive laser trip wire that turns off Nekopara Vol. 1 and pulls your pants up the moment it's triggered. (I bet all of you have this.)

8. Tissues. (Also duh..)

When You Do Your Business
Now that you've gathered up all the tools I have listed. We can now commence the happy times.

1. Make sure to get comfortable in your comfy chair. (Unless you don't own a comfy chair.)

2. Turn on Nekopara Vol. 1 (DUUUUH!)

3. Enjoy the story, make sure to save between sexy times or else you might have to go through all of it again. (So much plot! PLOT!!!)

4. Approach the sexy scenes carefully, you do not wish to blow before it ends. (Stamina training!)

5. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. (Seriously, enjoy. Vanilla and I worked hard.)

6. Rinse, repeat in till you've finished Nekopara Vol. 1.
189 Comments
Drayalgo 30 Jul @ 12:21am 
W guide.
selin 13 Jun @ 3:36pm 
WTF IS THIS WTF MAN
TrickyZ_Phantom 27 May @ 11:43am 
i hope your parents love you very much and i hope that one day you can make them proud by being a contributing member of the society.
Phoach 17 Apr @ 2:17am 
get a steamdeck
zzz 3 Jan @ 10:21am 
W
Aux10 23 Dec, 2023 @ 7:42pm 
@XxDaddyDragon1
Setup Steam Link to a tablet and then throw the monitor in the trash.
jerry jinglenuts 22 Dec, 2023 @ 11:10am 
never gonna say goodbye
No 2 Nov, 2023 @ 11:56pm 
never gonna make you cry
XxDaddyDragon1 4 Oct, 2023 @ 2:56pm 
my setup is in the living room, how should i proceed?
Tyna270 2 Oct, 2023 @ 4:35pm 
I'm a gigachad and play this without masturbating