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How to Get Achivements
By Andrake
How to get the achivements.
   
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Category: Achievements, Co-op
Languages: English
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12 Oct, 2015 @ 11:28am
10 Nov, 2015 @ 3:03pm
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Guide Index
Overview
Whack-A-Shark 
Black Comedy Gold 
Critical Existence Failure 
Knock Your Block Off 
Paranoid 
Badbutt 
Go Out With A Bang 
Badass 
Sudden/Spectacular/Legendary Demise 
Chunky Salsa 
Out To Get You 
Oblivious To The Elements 
Tonight We Dine On Crab Soup 
Passing The Moose Test 
An Ice Lady 
The Detentaclenator 
Goddess Buster 
Interactive Paradox 
Party Trick 
Your Only Friend 
"Whoops" 
No Respect For Personal Space 
The Weakest Link 
You And Your Friends Are Dead 
Atomic Backstab 
Extra Style Bonus 
The Yellow Wizard Always Dies 
Green Wins By Doing Nothing 
Surpasing The Master 
Comments
Whack-A-Shark
Easy, cast Thunder Bolt on a Land Shark.
Black Comedy Gold
Once you beat the final boss, you get the magick "Oil Rain". Then go to the first worlds beach level (or anywhere that has seagals) and cast it on them. They will slowly die after you cast it, so don't worry about killing them.
Critical Existence Failure
Go to the first level in hard mode wearing the Testosterone Robe. Once you have you health low enough, freeze yourself by casting water then cold. Then cast 4 rocks on yourself and you will explode.
Knock Your Block Off
There are 2 ways to get this achievement:
1) Go to Thor's Workshop (Last level of the 3rd world) and get decapitated by the giant saw
or
2) Go to the 1st level of the last world and get your head bit off by a Dire Headbiter
Paranoid
Simple, just cast Rock+Fire+Life+Shield on yourself on any level.
Badbutt
Just go to the 1st level and play through without using Life. Some good combos are Lightning x2+ Fire x2 or Rock+Fire. Anythings good as long as you don't cast Life.
Go Out With A Bang
Just cast the magick "Supernova", which is Lightning+Life+Shield+Fire.
Badass
Just go to the first level and kill everything with Life+Lightning x3.
Sudden/Spectacular/Legendary Demise
There are a few ways to get this achievement, but the easiest way is to face the final boss on hard mode. She will have an attack that slams her hand onto a spot on the ground. Just stand there waiting for her to do that attack. When she does it, it should do 9,999 (if your not wearing a special staff or robe).
Chunky Salsa
Just go to the first level and cast Life+Lightning x3 on all the Goblins.
Out To Get You
Equip the Deathverge staff (You get it from completing the Side quest level in the last world) and go into any level. This staff has a 25% chance of casting "Explosion" every 4 seconds. So once you have low health, go into the orange circle that appears when it's being cast.
Oblivious To The Elements
On one of the levels in the 2nd world (I believe it is the side quest level) There are circles on the ground with a element in them. Just step on one and wait until you die.
Tonight We Dine On Crab Soup
Defeat the 1st boss of the game. Just Shoot Life+Lightning x3 at it when its shell is open.
Passing The Moose Test
Defeat the 2nd boss of the game. Simply stand under his head while wearing the Contaminated Robe and your good. And don't forget to spam life on yourself.
An Ice Lady
Defeat Disa. The way I did it was the same way I did "Passing The Moose Test", just wear the Contaminated robe and spam Life. And maybe a few Shields.
The Detentaclenator
This Monster will appear as a boss in the 3rd world. If you have arcane, spam it. If not, just do the same thing you did with defeating Disa.
Goddess Buster
Defeat the last boss. This is harder than it looks. The way I did it is stand next to her with the Contaminated Robe and move away if she casts "Hel's Touch" and the target area is near you. To make it go faster, you can cast spells & magicks when she's not casting. Oh, and stay away from her hand slam. Or you can do it another way, completely up to you.
Interactive Paradox
Now this achievement is Annoying. It is gained completely randomly from beating any level. Some say it appears more often when you play on normal mode, but no one knows.
Party Trick
This is also a little random. Just blow yourself up by freezing your self and the self casting 4 Rocks. Just do that until your staff gets stuck pole-first in the ground. I got this when I accientally got blown up when playing.
Your Only Friend
Go into the shop and purchase a pet, simple. My personal favourite is the Gunfish.
"Whoops"
Easy: Kill another player in multiplayer
No Respect For Personal Space
Go on multiplayer, get whoever you want killed and lower their health by a lot. Then just teleport through them.
The Weakest Link
Just go on multiplayer with a friend. Go to any level (I suggest the first one as it's the easiest) and just constantly kill your self or get killed by the enemies while your friend heals themselves and revieve you, as well as sometimes killing the enemies. Basically, go Kamikaze.
You And Your Friends Are Dead
Just go in multiplayer with a group of 4 wizards and then kill everyone else quickly. Then kill yourself.
Atomic Backstab
Just do what you did in "Critical Existence Failure", only to someone else.
Extra Style Bonus
Just do the same thing you did in "Atomic Backstab" a few times until you get this, just that someone else has to cast it on you.
The Yellow Wizard Always Dies
Go on multiplayer and have the yellow wizard (4th wizard) die in the first enemy encounter of the level.
Green Wins By Doing Nothing
Go on multiplayer with at least 1 other player and win any level with green doing nothing.
Surpasing The Master
Now, I don't really know how to do this one. Every time I try to complete it by following the other guides, it never works. So I don't really know how to get it. Sorry.