Now lets start by saying the word "one"! I know this may be tricky, but you got this!

Great! Now that you've done that, you don't need to worry about that number "one" because Valve doesn't use it in any game titles! Deeming it unimportant to our race!!

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Great! You made it past "one"!!
Now, let's move on to, "two"!
This number is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT!!!!
Reasons why :
We have ;
Half Life 2
Dota 2
Team Fortress 2
Portal 2
and last of all,
Left 4 dead 2!!

To successfully learn this number, you must chant it, two times, while alone in your room next to your Gaben Shrine. (IT IS IMPORTANT TO NOT GO OVER TWO, ANYTHING HIGHER OR LOWER THAN TWO RESULTS IN IMMEDIATE DEATH!!)

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Congratulations! You've now learned the EXTREMELY CRUCIAL number to our very existence, as stated by Gaben himself!!

Now, we may proceed to the next number.
Repeat after me, "four"!
Great!

Now now.... I know what you're thinking...
"Why 4?"
Well, it's not very important actually because the only game that uses that, that is important,
is Left 4 Dead and Left 4 Dead 2 (<--- VERY IMPORTANT NUMBER).The only reason this number exists, is because the sequel to the game "Left 4 Dead" has the number that holds the key to our very existence!

Now. You may proceed to forget about this number, along with the unimportant number "one".

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Now. You may be wondering about the existence of...
The forbidden number....
THREE!

But don't worry about that number!!
BECAUSE GABEN SAID IT DOESN'T EXIST AND WHAT GABEN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SAYS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MATTERS BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY, HALF LYFE 3 IS NOT CUMFIRMED ALONG WITH DOTA 3 AND PORTAL 3 AND LEFT 4 DEAD 3 AND EVEN TEAM FORTRESS 3! SO JUST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FORGET ABOUT THAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FORBIDDEN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NUMBER BECAUSE IT'S NOT IMPORTANT ANYMORE AND NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW OF IT'S EXISTENCE!!!.....

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I'm sorry.. *Ahem*
I got a little carried away about my religion.
Now that that's over.

You have successfully learned how to count to "four!
You can go brag to your non-existent friends that you learned how to count to "four"!
No seriously though... Go play Gmod 13.
;)