Arma 3
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How to AAF
By Viper Actual
A very serious guide on how to play AAF.
(Disclaimer: Actually not a serious guide at all.)
   
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Introduction

Hello and welcome to this instructional guide on how to be as efficient as possible when serving with the Armed Forces of Altis.

Make sure to memorize each step as this guide can be the only thing between life and death.
Step 1: Feta Cheese

In order to save valuable resources, all AAF soldiers are to fill their vests with feta cheese instead of ballistic plates.
This wiill serve as both protection and emergency nutrition during long-term operations.

Did you know that feta cheese has been proven to save life? During a experiment in 2005, only seven out of ten* people died from weapons fire when wearing feta cheese vests.

*Remaining three test subjects died later from internal bleeding.
Step 2: Raki

Using superior balkan alcohol tactics, drunken AAF soldiers will not only lack the ability to feel pain but they will also scare enemy forces when in their loud, drunken, state.
Step 3: Blank Ammunition

Thanks to the economic crisis of 2015, AAF forces now rely entirely on blank ammunition.

But do not worry recruit, your enemy will not know that you are using blanks and as such they will still surely run for cover as you fire in their direction.
Victory!
If you made it this far it either means that you deserted or you have followed all of the previous steps to the point.

Incase of the latter, congratulations! You are now full-fledged soldier of the AAF, bringing honor to your family/house/tribe/clan/etc.



But do not celebrate just yet soldier, because Altis is still under siege from american capitalists, teapots and kebabmen. Stay sharp!
100 Comments
LEMOÑADÉ 15 Mar, 2019 @ 4:57am 
You forgot step 4 of using artillery on your own population centers
MonoChrome 20 Oct, 2018 @ 8:30am 
Is this some racist guide how make racist comments for Altis (Greece)?
I love it
Viper Actual  [author] 15 Oct, 2017 @ 10:08am 
Yes
Brian Hates Games 10 May, 2017 @ 9:03am 
altistic screeching
Viper Actual  [author] 14 Jan, 2017 @ 12:26am 
<3
Silas 13 Jan, 2017 @ 10:28pm 
this is and always will be the best thing ive read about arma 3
ᴖᴥᴖ Joey 1 Jan, 2017 @ 9:51pm 
This really helped me and my comrades, thanks for informing us if you didnt tell us about the cheese we would have starved.
Viper Actual  [author] 31 Jul, 2016 @ 2:30pm 
Yes
Ghiro 31 Jul, 2016 @ 2:29pm 
Glory to Altis!
Ori 15 Jun, 2016 @ 1:07pm 
i would say butterbrod for russian...or just go with kvas...or maybe shashlik...