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Super Secret Protips + Community Protips
By Meska and 1 collaborators
This Guide shows you how to become a Progamer in DirtyBomb.
Using this Top Secret Tactics I've won almost every Game the last 48 Hours.
Here's how to do it.
   
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Category: Achievements, Characters, Classes, Co-op, Crafting, Game Modes, Gameplay Basics, Loot, Maps or Levels, Modding or Configuration, Multiplayer, Secrets, Story or Lore, Trading, Walkthroughs, Weapons, Workshop
Languages: Bulgarian, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese, Czech, Danish, Dutch, English, Finnish, French, German, Greek, Hungarian, Italian, Japanese, Korean, Norwegian, Polish, Portuguese, Portuguese (Brazil), Romanian, Russian, Spanish, Swedish, Thai, Turkish, Ukrainian
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12 Sep, 2015 @ 6:32am
23 Sep, 2015 @ 10:47pm
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Guide Index
Overview
Super Secret Protips 
Help your Teammates 
Credits 
*Aside: Community Protips (Sarcasm may be possible) 
Comments
Super Secret Protips
DO THE F*CKING OBJECTIVES!
Yes you can! Play as a f*cking Team and do the f*cking Objectives!
And don't play a lame Sniper, if you can't handle it!
Help your Teammates
DON'T BE A F*CKING D*CK!

HELP YOUR TEAMMATES... and ofc do the Objectives... JUST DO IT!
Credits
"Videoguide" starring Shia LaBeouf

CLICK ME! JUST DO IT![www.meska.me]
*Aside: Community Protips (Sarcasm may be possible)
(Any Protips? Just let me know, I will add them here!)
  • Yoji:
    Aim for the head!
  • Mause:
    R = Reload, W = Walk forward
  • SGT. Sawhammer:
    Blablablablabla - Kill everyone - and DO THE F*CKING OBJECTIVES!
  • DigitalSarcasm:
    Holding you're knife out makes you run fast a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ yo.
  • SpinnerzNQ:
    You can shoot the generators instead of trying to plant C4 on them.
  • Super Sand Lesbian™:
    If you're a nader spam grenades! Everyone will love you and you will win!
  • NinjaBreadMon:
    Snipe, the more snipers on your team the more chance you have of winning!
  • Equinum:
    Press G to inspect your weapon. Do it as often as possible to prevent jamming!
  • The Mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Major Fret:
    Your K/D is the most important thing. No one will respect you and you won't get laid if you have a terrible K/D, even if you completed all the objectives yourself!
  • Badmin Nick:
    Aim down sights in close quarters for a stability and accuracy boost. This also increases damage on most primaries!
  • Jaeger:
    "Teammate Repairing" on an objective means you should bugger off and protect your mate.
  • Jbcdu87:
    Only use ammo packs for yourself, your teammates won't need them!
  • (¥DOE¥) Miles Prower:
    As Bushwacker always place your Sentries in corners facing the wall, It will confuse the enemy and he will immediatly surrender.
  • Crimson:
    Teabag after every kill. This'll make the enemy respect you and know you're alpha as ♥♥♥♥!
  • moB <3:
    Make sure to only use the PDP-70 at all times.
  • A Streetcar Named Anon:
    Before a big match, remember to eat mountain dew and drink doritos.
  • Felkrik:
    When playing a medic class, only heal yourself. After all, you're the most important person in your team!
  • (¥DOE¥) Don Karnage:
    As a fragger try throwing grenades in the air to catch them with your head.
  • nootnoot:
    Blablabla... I'm a VAC-Banned cheater...
  • känslor:
    Blablabla... I'm a VAC-Banned cheater... aswell
  • Lt. Duckington:
    1. T-bag a fallen enemy. 2. Knife them. 3. T-bag again
  • tc head shot:
    Press K to call a medic.
  • FUNNY BLACK MAN:
    Never use your stickies as Fletcher. That way you will instantly kill everyone and you'll get vac banned for being so pro.
  • Batmin:
    If your team is full of a single class, go that class. Your team might kick you for being different if you don't.
  • ⊕†ֆ | spookaweener:
    As Proxy, remember to spam mines. You will win.
    Spam Cough in quickchat. You'll be showered with praise and are bound to get internet famous.
  • Suprise, bro! :>:
    If somebody is saying, that your team must attack, say him (her, not important) to ♥♥♥♥ off, because you are a awesome sniper or phantom, and u don't give a ♥♥♥♥.
  • MUMMEL:
    Arties are mushrooms, don't play him. Also Rhino can't see phantom, so always play phantom.
  • Kinkeey:
    Spawncamp! If you lose it was at least not your fault!
  • schnessa the whiner:
    k > d = good score, you can easily spam "ez" in chat.
  • Wrighbk:
    SPAM AIRSTIKE AND AMMO. DEFEND THE BLOODY OBJECTIVE!
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häschenalarm 29 Sep, 2020 @ 10:02am 
i farted
You_ll_pray_For_Mercy 22 Sep, 2020 @ 7:58am 
dead meme
Bibilunic 10 Mar, 2020 @ 3:16pm 
Remember to always say Ez and flame people because YOU ARE THE BEST
Execade 28 Jan, 2018 @ 5:19am 
as a Red eye only trow the smoke to your mate so nobody can see
Ghost 4 May, 2017 @ 4:33am 
praise phantom
toon_link2 1 Mar, 2017 @ 11:05am 
AS FRAGGER DON'T USE THE NADES AGAINST THE ENEMIES USE THEM TO MAKE COOL NADE JUMPS TO SHOW EVERYONE WHO THE BOSS IS
häschenalarm 27 Jan, 2017 @ 11:30am 
As Thunder, try to spray all the rounds of the Mk. 46 for successfull accuracy.
Aegis 1 Jan, 2017 @ 2:14am 
Dont cook nades, just throw em. works always!
TTV/Sammutin 29 Dec, 2016 @ 8:11am 
Aura: There is someone who needs heal (brb) I WANTED ALWAYS TO BE SORAKA
(league of legends joke)
Poussin du cul 14 Aug, 2016 @ 4:52am 
Always shoot trough glass : the enemy will be confused and won't know where to shoot!