1:access to a public server.


2:a ghastly gibus hat.



3:a pair of pyrovision goggles.

step 1: join a public server.

step 2: choose the sniper and only play as the sniper

step 3: every team needs snipers if it's an 8 vs 8 match make sure
at least 5-7 players are snipers, snipers win the game you know.

step 4: when attacking stay at the spawn and provide no support what so ever
to your fellow teamates (let's be honest they're just holding you back),
if defending make sure to charge headlong to the frontlines
(how will people know you're a badass if you stay in the back)

step 5: die alot, now i know this seems counter productive but dying alot
is essential to achive success in tf2 and infact any game ever.

and finally
step 6: never do what you're told,
let's be honest you're a reber badass that doesn't take orders,
if a teamate asks for help you walk the hell away in your badassary.

this has been your guide for getting to pro all star levels in tf2 by me, the nuke.

join us again next time where i'll be reveling how to devlope a AAA game with
no budget what so ever (spoiler: it involves some black magic)