the static speaks my name

the static speaks my name

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THE STATIC SPEAKS MY NAME TEXT WALKTHROUGH
Autorstwa: benoftheweek
Because like, this needs one too...

The following guide is very analytical and just shows you how to complete the game but please look around and admire it for what it is.
   
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Controls and Prelude
The controls are WASD to walk, MOUSE to look aroud, E to interact with things and HOLD RIGHT CLICK to zoom. (you already knew that)

You start off in a dark room with a static blob in front of you, to get through the prelude just walk through it.
Objective 1: use the bathroom
Once the title passes and you wake up, walk straight in front of you to the door to the right of the shrimp tank and open it with E. In the bathroom you will find a toilet. Press E on the toilet to pee.
Objective 2: eat breakfast
Leave the bathroom and open the only other unlocked door in your room. Proceed down the hall, when you reach the TV's, there is a coathanger with a jacket and keys on it. Press E on the keys to pick them up. Continue down the hall until you see another door on your left. Go inside and admire the beautiful art.

Once you have read everything and made the most out of the room head further down the hall to the kitchen. You will see a fridge, open it with E. There is nothing in it so you must head back to your room to eat the shrimp.

Once you are back in your room, go to the shrimp tank and press E to keep eating shrimp from it.
Objective 3: chat with online friends
Head to the hallway just outside of your room and close the door to your room with E which will reveal a bookcase. Press E on the bookcase to open up a secret room. You will also come across a vault door. Also open it with E. This leads you to a room where you are keeping a man prisoner as well as where more versions of the painting are. Once you have admired the room, head to the kitchen area.

In the kitchen area there is a computer, press E on it. You will sit down and open up a chat client. A woman will begin talking to you, you may respond by using the keys G and H accordingly. FInally press E to stand up once the conversation has concluded.
Objective 4: clean the microwave
Walk over to the microwave behind the computer and press E on it. The microwave will open but you need a paper towel. Directly to the right is a roll of paper towel. Press E on it to rip off a sheet and then procced back to the microwave to press E to clean.
Objective 5: decide what to do with the man in the cage
Walk over to the laundry room right next to the kitchen. While looking at the washing and drying machines, directly behind you is a circuit box, press E to open it. Then press E on it again to electricute the man in the cage.
Final Objective: return to your room and let your body rest
Walk back to the secret room and look at the cage. The man is dead. Walk back into your room and locate the peviously locked door. Press E on it to open it. Inside is a chair and a noose. Press E to kill yourself.
Epilogue
AFter you have died, you are back in the empty room but now with four static blobs, press E on either one to end the game.
Komentarzy: 19
stanley 14 marca 2023 o 22:34 
yu are got
ExcelElmira 14 sierpnia 2022 o 8:21 
Thank you. I had no idea about the secret room. Alas, I don't think I will play the game again just to see that.
SnoopyBread 26 stycznia 2019 o 15:26 
This game is fked up
Peridot 5 grudnia 2018 o 19:27 
How sad, if i play a game where i kill myself and also it is so boring and depressive i must stop gaming! - so i stoped playing before i kill myself. it is too sad for me!
Bronson Bro 19 stycznia 2017 o 12:08 
Good guide. You should add to point 5, that there's the option to save the man in the cage's life. This can be done, by opening the lock with the key, that can be found next to the boarded up door.
kitten 28 września 2016 o 19:22 
Nevermind...
Time to KMS.
kitten 28 września 2016 o 19:22 
I unlocked the cage and can't figure out what to do now.
Matty 14 lipca 2016 o 16:32 
wait... where is the cage?
Kwalidy 8 marca 2016 o 15:37 
You missed the alt. You can unlock the cage.
Lxcifer 13 lutego 2016 o 15:10 
Shrimpy D: