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The Secret to Funny and Annoyed Quotes from Units
By Repulsive Bushman
Hello, I am Repulsive Bushman. You may or may not know me, but either way, this guide will tell you the secret to hearing most of the "funny" or "annoyed"(Ex: Airborne! Wanna go blow up HQ?) quotes from units in this game. This guide does not neccessarily contain a list of quotes you can hear, but rather HOW you will be able to hear them. I think you should just read it.
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Annoyed Quotes
You must click on a unit 7 times for the unit to enter "annoyed time". On the 8th click, you will hear an "annoyed" quote. An annoyed quote is something similar to: "Squad is ready.. to kick your f*cking a**!"(Said by Panzer Grenadiers) This works for both infantry and vehicles. If you don't hear an annoyed quote, then they probably don't exist for that specific unit. This also works if the unit is in battle, as some units have quotes for both. You can also select a unit and constantly right-click to have them move and you may get some more quotes out of them.
Miscellaneous Comments
Now, this one is a bit more tricky. These quotes you usually hear out of battle, and about half of them you hear only under certain circumstances.

One example is the US soldier comments about the British tanks. If you have infantry gathered near your British partner's tanks, you'll have to zoom in a bit(If you don't know, scroll in with mouse wheel and reset the camera by pressing backspace twice) and you can hear them talk about how the Commonwealth tanks make theirs look small.

Another is if you have your own Sniper near some of your other infantry. They will talk about how "Boogeyman" shot a "German Colonel" and the conspiracies surrounding it.
Generic Quotes When Doing Things
These are the quotes you hear from your units when you do you average things with them. If you order your Airborne to attack a vehicle, for instance, they may say "We need a f*cking bazooka for this sh*t! FIRE!" Or, if you upgrade your Grenadiers with a Panzershreck, when the upgrade is complete you can sometimes hear one say "Panzershreck! Time to un-pimp his ride![%22WW2AxisSpeechEnglish.sga]"(Thanks to Anime4000) This also applies to some abilities as well. If you camouflage with the PaK 38, you can sometimes(This is not too uncommon, actually, and shout-out to "Toaster" for reminding me about it) hear the speaker say "Sure, we'll hide this.. giant gun.."
More to Come..(?)
If need be. I'm sure I may or may not have missed something, and I'll add it if/when I remember. I can also add a full list of funny quotes or something sometime in the future if I get enough requests for it.



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Since you're here, why don't you try out my mod? It does extend annoyed time!
74 Comments
ModerNertum 1 Oct @ 12:38am 
wech miscellenious:
"If you are afraid you will die, garanteed"
zer0six™ 1 Oct @ 12:16am 
If you kill most of your troops when US:

"With all due respect sir.. are you high??"
Recondo 27 May @ 3:48pm 
The miscellaneous unit quotes have always been very interesting to me, there should be a list of all of these quotes and how to obtain them.
ModerNertum 18 May @ 2:37pm 
US Riflemen (annoyed quote when ordered to build Observation Post) variations:
-“Isn’t what Engineers are for?”
-I didn’t come all the way to Europe to do this!”

It seems both are randomized but yet belong in the “annoyed” pool 🤔
Stilren 18 May @ 11:42am 
"OI, JOHNNY. Get your filthy hands off the mouse!" - Brittish Infantry
ModerNertum 30 Mar @ 10:24am 
When upgrading M4 Sherman (US tank) with the machine gun: "Seargeant, get a MG on the roof of this tin can and time to shread some krauts". Frequency: Always
The US tanks, from my experience do not have any annoyed quotes, only miscellenious and funny ones. I tried this during the 14th camaign mission by spam clicking on the unit and they just went as far as repeating the different variations of reporting for duty standard quotes.
It also seems that most "heavy profanity" quotes come from the Brits (which I am not sure if it is entirely realistic or not but it just makes that particular army stand out).
ModerNertum 22 Mar @ 11:03pm 
Generic quotes when doing things (US Riflemen): They said the army was an easy paycheck…damn ***holes (this is actually one of the funnier ones from this specific unit).
Also when ordered to build they can occasionally say: Isn’t what Engineers are for?
Repulsive Bushman  [author] 13 Sep, 2024 @ 4:28pm 
Those are for the Opposing Front faction(s)(Specifically those are lines for Panzer Elite vehicles), which introduced weather specific lines. I don't think they added extra lines for the vanilla factions but I know both PE and the Commonwealth have units that reference weather conditions.
Daddy Napalm 13 Sep, 2024 @ 12:26pm 
Actually in line with my previous comment: https://youtu.be/3azxIAWJdh0?feature=shared&t=99 , the singing here around 1:40, anyone have any idea what he is singing and with what context? Something 'in den Arsch' and 'grenadier'?
Daddy Napalm 13 Sep, 2024 @ 12:21pm 
Aren't some also weather specific? There's some great YT compilations; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3azxIAWJdh0