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How to annoy your skype friends: The picture nuke.
By bulgarian yakub
A simple yet amazing way to annoy your friends with the picture share function, quick and easy.
   
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I. Acquire, once again, your victim.
Hello, it's me again, this time we are going to show an easy way to annoy your friends on Skype that have a really bad computer or such, keep in mind this might not work on the mobile version of skype.
So now, acquire your target.
Look at that guy, spamming me with unfunny facebook memes, he shall be punished.

Lock on the target, and as always, remember that this will annoy your friend to extreme levels if you do it right, maybe even making him unfriend you, so be prepared to be hated.
II. The first method.
Use this method if your computer is good enough.
Alright, now we will need a single resource this time.
A picture that somehow annoys your victim, can be offensive or not.
Choose any of your choice, i'm gonna usa a yaoi picture myself.
Thank you based Google images god.

Alright, now right-click the picture and click on "Copy image".
Keep that picture on your clipboard and go back to the skype chat where your victim is located.
Now what you're going to do can crash your Skype depending on the PC specs and internet connection, so watch out:
Hold down CTRL+V on the chat, this will paste the image you got on the chat box a million times, so fill it up to your heart's content, keep in mind what i said about your specs tho.
Simply press enter, and enjoy your friend getting his skype freezed since skype is going to be downloading all those images, I'll explain that later.
III. The second and safer method.
So this is for all my brothers out there with a bad computer that are looking to spam at the same rate but in a safer method, where it will be 100% sure you skype won't crash.
So same thing, copy the picture, head over to the chat box, but we are going to do things differently.
Alright, thing is that whenever you send a picture to someone, it will load then show the full picture, It looks like this:
Loading picture
After loading

The thing is, you simply gotta CTRL+V the picture, send it, wait for the picture to load, then send the same picture again by pasting it once more.
You gotta time it right, remember, this is spamming.
This will make sure your PC loads the picture first instead of the loser's PC, so if you spam it alot it can crash his Skype.
IV. Afterspam and explanation.
Little chats here to show you how it looks like when you do it right:

TRANSLATION
Huntress: crashed my skype
Huntress: i can't
Huntress: log in
Huntress: why flood
Supe: read my guide
Huntress: ♥♥♥♥ your guide
Huntress: my skype crashed
Huntress: i'll have to make a new one
Huntress: you animal

Don't hate me for this Huntress, i just thought it was funny heher.

Alright stupid ♥♥♥♥ apart, the explanation for this is pretty simple: Skype automatically downloads any picture sent through a chat in a folder named "My Skype Received Files", so this causes a tiny slowdown that can be abused to the point where it can crash one's skype forcing the person to either restart skype, delete all the pictures inside that folder, or in Huntress' case, create a new account.
V. Other uses and end.
To be honest it is fun when you aim the flooding at a certain person, but oh boy that is fun when you do it in the stupid groups i teached to create on my last guide.
Notice the leaving.

Alright my dear people, this is all i have to offer in this guide, it is a very simple method and i hope you can put it to good use, but remember how many friends you can lose with this stupidity, once again, thanks for reading and happy picture nuking.
5 Comments
stover. 7 Aug, 2015 @ 8:12pm 
LOL nice
_X_ 3 Aug, 2015 @ 5:50pm 
delicia
Sedkit 3 Aug, 2015 @ 5:49pm 
Let me lick u
Javaloso 2 Aug, 2015 @ 4:11am 
isso vai!!! chupa chupa sem parar!!!!
_X_ 2 Aug, 2015 @ 2:11am 
100/10