NBA 2K15

NBA 2K15

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Want to be #1 winner? Do a lot of points? Read guide now!
   
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Winning Good
To be a #1 winner, first you must play as a max height/weight/length Small Forward with all stats maxed except rebounding (because rebounding stat is worthless and because I said).

Then, you are a #1 winner. Congratulations, you did it!


Well, my skeptical friend, this is because the game allows a ridiculous range of heights & weights for forwards, allowing you to create a 7'0'' 270lb behemoth with the speed and leaping ability of a realistically sized forward and the brute strength and reach of a large center with go-go-gadget arms.

This means that so long as the rest of your team is even mildly competent, you can play on Hall of Fame difficulty and still have games like this

Or this

Not only that, with even a modicum of skill on your part, you can just about break the game of basketball itself, sweeping all opponents aside like the many piles of walking chaff that they are!

No more will you feel intimidated by the prospect of guarding the likes of LeBron James or Kevin Durant! Your mind will instead turn to thoughts such as these

So go forth, cheeselords! Go forth, and conquer!





You too can be a cheeselord!
Following the expert advice laid out in this carefully prepared guide, you can do some really fantastic things! Here are just a few examples.

You can own half of the NBA records all by yourself! Eat your heart out, Wilt Chamberlain!



You can win Dunk Contests and dance afterwards!


But not before you execute the never before seen CARTWHEEL DUNK!


You can perform backflips for no reason whatsoever!

You can hold trophies!

Lots of trophies!

You can make your agent come to your house and grovel at your feet like the human garbage he is, all while rocking Chucks and a Tigger costume!

After that emotionally charged experience, you'll probably want to walk away non-chalantly while inexplicably carrying a basketball around your house.

While you're at it, make Timofey Mozgov smell your armpits!

You can even make shots while somersaulting through the air! (Don't do this too often, or you might break Anthony Davis' brain...)

Finally, you can write stupid guides about the game for all your dumb friends to read!

I hope you enjoyed this educational journey through the wonderful world of NBA2k15! See you next year!
44 Yorum
HarryLunte 4 Ağu 2015 @ 18:58 
I find it really disconcerting to see that my MyPlayer's facial hair, haircut, and leisure wear on someone else's...but I guess it's not that creepy because my guy is only 6'9".
Max Payne 28 Tem 2015 @ 14:11 
i expected this to be one of those shitty guides that tries to be funny and doesnt tell u any useful shit,but imma have to try this on my next mycareer player
TheSeed 28 Tem 2015 @ 11:02 
dear ShadowAngel
i am the radu filimon, i am here to inform you of the bone raping that will occur if you talk about this guide that i make an appearance in, along with the raping of the bones i will also keep ur dead corpse to replicate a sex doll.
Valmirius 25 Tem 2015 @ 13:06 
hg noes de masterics not de basic bish like dis wan. i fink dis gurl onli purt aut for de bratwurst dat bball starz packin. she wan de hg0 d
Can'tTouchThis 25 Tem 2015 @ 13:03 
Can u teach me to braskeet brall?
Valmirius 25 Tem 2015 @ 13:00 
plz no attek me m8 hg, is hiz onli guide, y u do dis 2 myy mayn maen? if u fink u can do betta y dont u upload ur own brasket brall gyde?
hg0189299  [yaratıcı] 25 Tem 2015 @ 13:00 
killa killa beeez y'all

Ur noe warier, ya cnt b4ng lyk uz
Ur noe warier, ya nt s0 deevius

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tYc7QKYLbE


W00 teng

Valmirius 25 Tem 2015 @ 12:57 
P.S read the guide if you want real English. Oh..you clearly didn't. Why are you complaining again? xD
Can'tTouchThis 25 Tem 2015 @ 12:57 
Dis naht ck2 0ki?
Valmirius 25 Tem 2015 @ 12:56 
You're a really shitty troll lol, you criticise him for doing what you did. Incest eh? Didn't know it was like that in Germany?