To be a #1 winner, first you must play as a max height/weight/length Small Forward with all stats maxed except rebounding (because rebounding stat is worthless and because I said).

Then, you are a #1 winner. Congratulations, you did it!


Well, my skeptical friend, this is because the game allows a ridiculous range of heights & weights for forwards, allowing you to create a 7'0'' 270lb behemoth with the speed and leaping ability of a realistically sized forward and the brute strength and reach of a large center with go-go-gadget arms.

This means that so long as the rest of your team is even mildly competent, you can play on Hall of Fame difficulty and still have games like this

Or this

Not only that, with even a modicum of skill on your part, you can just about break the game of basketball itself, sweeping all opponents aside like the many piles of walking chaff that they are!

No more will you feel intimidated by the prospect of guarding the likes of LeBron James or Kevin Durant! Your mind will instead turn to thoughts such as these

So go forth, cheeselords! Go forth, and conquer!

Following the expert advice laid out in this carefully prepared guide, you can do some really fantastic things! Here are just a few examples.

You can own half of the NBA records all by yourself! Eat your heart out, Wilt Chamberlain!



You can win Dunk Contests and dance afterwards!


But not before you execute the never before seen CARTWHEEL DUNK!


You can perform backflips for no reason whatsoever!

You can hold trophies!

Lots of trophies!

You can make your agent come to your house and grovel at your feet like the human garbage he is, all while rocking Chucks and a Tigger costume!

After that emotionally charged experience, you'll probably want to walk away non-chalantly while inexplicably carrying a basketball around your house.

While you're at it, make Timofey Mozgov smell your armpits!

You can even make shots while somersaulting through the air! (Don't do this too often, or you might break Anthony Davis' brain...)

Finally, you can write stupid guides about the game for all your dumb friends to read!

I hope you enjoyed this educational journey through the wonderful world of NBA2k15! See you next year!