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How to annoy your skype friends
By bulgarian yakub
How to ♥♥♥♥ up all those ♥♥♥♥ that keep adding you to stupid calls you don't wanna be in, by using irony.
   
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I. Acquire the target with precision.
Now this is a little joke that can show you what people actually want you in their friendlist, but be sure why you wanna do this, i'm doing this to piss off those kids i don't even know in my skype.
Here is one for example, poor little guy, gonna get skype f u c k e d!
Keep in mind alot of fams will hate you for a long time by doing this, so be prepared.
II. Prepare thy A S S
Now that you know who is going to be the victim, get into action.
You will need the following resources:

  • 20 Skype friends or more, or else you won't get the fun of it (I have over 80)
  • Offensive pictures, be it Adolf Hitler pictures or whatever, just get a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up one.
  • 0 ♥♥♥♥♥, because you are going to lose some little friends anyway.
  • Understanding that you are an A s s h o l e for doing this.

Okay, let's get into my method now.

First step, create a normal skype group.

Press the "Add people" button on the top, and press CTRL + A
This will select all you contacts, no exception, so be sure to uncheck people you actually care for in the process.
Proceed and add everybody.

Second one, name change, picture change and intense spamming.
Remember the pictures i told you to get? Time to use em now.
First of all click on "View Profile" by right clicking the group on your recent conversantions tab, click change picture and choose any of which you got.
Change the name of the group by typing "/topic InsertNameHere" on the chat
Be sure to choose a very stupid and gay name, this is very important.
And do not forget to SPAM, in our case here our good friend Sleepy did that for us, but usually you will be wanting to spam the chat with offensive images you got just now.
III. THE MOST IMPORTANT STEP!
Repeat this countless times, day by day, month by month.
Repeat this countless times, day by day, month by month.
Repeat this countless times, day by day, month by month.
Repeat this countless times, day by day, month by month.
Repeat this countless times, day by day, month by month.
Repeat this countless times, day by day, month by month.
IIII. Casualties of your stupidity.
At this point, alot of people should have removed you by now, but worry not, if they removed you it means you have no value in their lives and they were fake friends.

Be prepared to be insulted alot if you actually repeated this over and over again, here is a little showcase of a chat i had with someone that removed me:
TRANSLATION
Leon: supe
Leon: i love you
Leon: but stop doing that c r a p
Leon: FFS
Leon: i love you but i'll remove you
Leon: it's for my own good
Me: goodbye

Let's be honest here, he didn't quite insult me, but trust me, people will ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate you for life for creating stupid ass calls.
Other uses of this method and closing words.
As stupid as it was, this surprisingly, if done well, annoys the ♥♥♥♥ of any human being that has you on their friendlist.
Remember that this can also be used to destroy other people's calls, it will give the group's owner a hard time removing all those plebs you added, wasting few minutes of his life.

Also...
IT'S MORE FUN WHEN FRIENDS ADD THEIR FRIENDS TOO!






Thank you for your time, and happy friend adding!
7 Comments
nuisance 25 Mar, 2016 @ 10:41am 
@Epix, steam censors swearing, so you have to do it like that
EekButCooler 28 Feb, 2016 @ 11:36am 
You can swear if you want. It is the fucking internet.
@ft3rburn3r 1 Aug, 2015 @ 7:10pm 
Best Guide Evaaaar 10/10 :8bitheart:
undercover 23 Jul, 2015 @ 2:44pm 
:3
𝔍𝔢𝔫𝔫 ✧ 22 Jul, 2015 @ 6:28pm 
this is beautiful 10/10
Sedkit 21 Jul, 2015 @ 10:07pm 
76561198138540056 21 Jul, 2015 @ 8:56pm 
nice meme