Hello guys! Here we are here to review yet another champion to compete in Dota 2, and his name is BristleBack. Bristleback got this accent that tells you "I'm a virgin". Bristleback is also the ugliest ♥♥♥♥ in the game sitting right next to Medusa and Dark Seer.

Alright now to get into how he plays. Bristleback is an absolute tank. This guy takes absolutely no damage at the same time dealing no damage. He is literally a vegetable, preferrably a broccoli because no one eats brocolli.

Now, Bristleback got close-proximity abilities. Also as soon as you come in this ♥♥♥♥♥♥'s range, there is no escape...



First Ability[Q][1]
Name: First Impression
Description: Bristleback reflects everyone thinking of him ugly back on them. He will spit mucus on them until they run away. If they do the contrary, like I said, there is
NO ESCAPE!


Second Ability[W][2]
Name: That smell
Description: Bristleback shoots out quills in alll directions dealing damage to the enemy. But Valve added an easter egg that added "brown dust" particles behind each quill. Also notice how thin the quills are, it does no more damage than someone poking you with a really sharp nail.

Third Ability[E][3]
Name: I can't even be gay :(
Description: Bristleback is a porcupine and a skunk.




Ultimate
Name: I'm ugly
Description: Works up a fury each time he makes a first impression, making him faster and faster and stronger and stronger each time.

Figuratively, all you need is just strength-based and health items.