The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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How to be Alucard
By Oliver Covfefe
   
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Steps
Step 1: Do companions questline to acquire 2 silver swords.

Step 2: Do Dawnguard questline and get vampire lord blood at some point.

Step 3: Get decent enchant and apply fire damage with max damage and min use to dual silver swords.

Step 4: Name swords Casull (R) and Jackal (L)

Step 5: ???

Step 6: Profit

Step 7: ♥♥♥♥ b*tches, get money
11 Comments
Oliver Covfefe  [author] 27 May, 2022 @ 9:12pm 
it's morbin time
THE YEAR OF QUAG 27 May, 2022 @ 9:09pm 
didn't work, I became morbius
Alucard 16 Feb, 2022 @ 6:40pm 
Wrong, there's only one Alucard and the one from hellsing is an impostor.
Oliver Covfefe  [author] 8 Sep, 2015 @ 5:22pm 
@toxic done
I don't play video games. 8 Sep, 2015 @ 4:45pm 
Step 7: Fuck bitches, get money.
Kasper 15 Aug, 2015 @ 2:06pm 
(that also allows magic or some randomstuff)
Kasper 15 Aug, 2015 @ 2:05pm 
Why not just get a mod for guns :p
Oliver Covfefe  [author] 14 Aug, 2015 @ 3:24pm 
@Lhe0 exactly
theLheo 13 Aug, 2015 @ 2:03am 
I'm a fuck mothering vampire! I killed a lot of people for that and deserve to be called such.
Kasper 12 Jul, 2015 @ 12:54pm 
XD yes