So y'all suck at Depth. Lucky for you scrubs I happened to play on the free weekend and went total MLG on everything and erry'body. If yah want tips from a true MLG pro, you came to the right place.
If you can't take a joke and honestly think I'm an arrogant fool then you should hit that back button. We don't need no party-poopers here.

Who are you? Why are you here? Why can I just spawn next to this robot thingy over and over?!
Who cares. You're here to rek ♥♥♥♥ up, and I'ma show y'all how.

Movement
Lucky for all you hydrophobic peeps out there, this game barely acts like there's water here at all. Other than a few bubbles and an infinitely large air tank, yah might as well be fighting flying sharks. W goes forward S goes backwards yes, yes I know you're pure savage and I don't need to say this but given the intelligence of some of my teammates I figure some people might need someone else to do some thinkin' for 'em. You can go up and down using SPACE and CTRL which is really helpful for peeking over corners and being sniped by Mako bots. Use SHIFT to beat the sharks at their own game and dash in the direction you're currently moving. Being good at dashing is sure to land you a few kills on dazed/raging sharks as they fly past you at mach 11.

Weapons
Now, everyone with two braincells to smash together can tell that guns can't fire underwater, lucky for you there is a whole set of underwater firearms for you to blast your shark buddies with.

When you start the match yah gon' want a pistol. Use the P11 because you can spam the ever loving ♥♥♥♥ out of it and usually get a kill in before you get ripped to shreds. As soon as you can get duels and put a bit of toxin on it to get a few more HPs of damage for your pew pews.
Once you get enough dosh you should get the most OP piece of ♥♥♥♥ ever awesome rifle ever for only $3k. Once you get your legs torn off by your best mates, go ahead and buy the ADS Rifle. Basically you just hold down that left mouse button until the entire shark team is dead. Aiming down sights is a good idea to compensate for the spread, but the sights honestly kinda suck. Don't worry about the gun being too capitalist or standing up to basic human rights, it's been personally certified by yah boi Putin! Убейте капиталистических акул.








Dealing With Sharks
Shoot them. Go figure, right? Try to dodge when they get too close and start stabbing away at their faces when you get grappled. Now just because you have three other mates working with you, don't actually expect them to get a rabid shark off of you in the .5 seconds it takes for you to get rekt. Now for the creepiest thing ever, when the sharks get too close you'll start to hear a faint tone that will indicate you of their presence. If you start hearing this you should be very afraid.Just kidding. But hey, it was funny right? You need to listen for loud heartbeats that increase with speed as the shark gets closer and look for a white vignette. As long as you aren't deaf you'll be able to hear it, it's horrifingly loud.

Better turn on the scary music because we got some super scary sharks! Eh, not really. These poor bastards really just die all the time and make the OP divers feel really good about themselves.

Movement
I would tell you that WASD do things, but I won't. Instead I'll tell you that you need to use LMB and RMB to dart and lunge. Darting is a quick burst of speed over a short distance while lunging uses up a lot of stamina to get you a good 75 feet of attack speed. Due to the difficulty of eating small children on the east coast, sharks have evolved to the point where they now see in 3rd person. Use the great beast's new ability to see around corners and spy on your not-so-fishlike comrades.
How to Not Die Too Much
Dying is a part of every shark's life. Whether it's fighting for birthrights in the womb or duking it out with a team of gun-toting immortal divers, you're bound to die. Now, to stay alive a little longer than your other fishy friend you gotta do a few simple things:

• Go after single targets.
  
• Don't think you're too cool.
  
• Run like a ♥♥♥♥♥ if you miss.
  
• Run like a ♥♥♥♥♥ if you get shot.
  
• Run like a ♥♥♥♥♥ if you manage to drag a diver with you.
  
• Run like a ♥♥♥♥♥. Just for good measure.

Don't feel bad if you die. The entire part of the shark team is to do as much damage as they can while keeping at least one shark alive in the end. Fight hard, smart, and fast.

I hope y'all enjoyed the read, I put a good bit of time into this guide and I tried my hardest to keep it up my standards.
If you payed attention and read every little detail, you should be like me and my homie over here and carry your entire team