First off you will need to be on the main menu under single player then select gm_brokentexturemap.
Once loaded it should look a little something like this

Now that you've loaded the useless map no one ever plays now you must start the process of doing "the glitch".
Now, first thing you should notice is there is a sign laying on the catwalk to the right of the bridge.

Once you've caught sight of this sign you should prop your self up on it. And with the shotgun you grabbed from the secret arena stage in gm_construct you're going to have to shoot it in JUST the right spot (see screenshots).

Once you've done that, the weirdness of the position of the script of your crosshair will launch your character to the top of the bridge.

Now that you're on the bridge you're going to have to look to the right left to see the toilet.

Now you have to get exactly to the left of the toilet facing forward, hop to the right directly pixel perfectly into the toilet seat having only your feet wet with toilet water.

The max density and force of hopping into the toilet bowl will propel you directly to the end of the map before it's 100% loaded. Since it's not loaded fully you must quickly, in under 90 seconds, turn around and there you will see a barrel with buttons.

Okay now push the buttons in this EXACT order -If you get them wrong it WILL crash your game and delete all of your steam emoticons. The order is 6 6 6 66 6 6 666 666-6 #. You may have noticed that a mobile button has fallen from the celling into your right hand.

This is bad! It means you've pushed the buttons wrong. You have EXACTLY eight minutes to put on motion controll and push the button with your left index.

Now that you've pushed the button take all that motion gear off.
Since you didn't push the buttons correctly the first time you must 1v1 the Eye of Cthulhu in its second form WITHOUT pressing the right mouse button OR space bar.


I will not teach you how to defeat the Eye of Cthulhu. That is a guide you must read in Terraria.

Now that you have destroyed the Eye you must look very closely at his 26th tooth where you will see a Tim Allen wrench. Grab it.

WOOOO HOOOO you've aquired the Tim Allen wrench!!!
Good for you. Ok you have gotten this far now you just have to break your nose. Back to the motion gear.

That's pretty much all to it. Now wake up from your deep sleep and forget all this ever happened...

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