Toribash

Toribash

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How to instantly gib opponents at the start of the match
By fugsystem
This guide will teach you how to win every match by gibbing people instantly.
   
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Take a deep breath.
Chill out, like, seriously, chill the hell out.
Stalk your prey.
Call him a homosexual and/or in-experienced player in the chat to put fear in him.
Stare at the opponent's butt.
Stare at the butt, with the most fierce and unsettling resolve, look at the butt, stare at butt, understand that there is no way to be good at Toribash without ultimate butt staring.
Flop furiously on the ground.
Do it, don't get too excited though, just do it like it's a mission.
Win.
The opponent has now lost all his limbs, congratulations.
55 Comments
Interface5 19 Jan, 2016 @ 10:51pm 
i stared so hard his butt spit out a gross gas
John 22 Oct, 2015 @ 6:36pm 
i uv it
John 22 Oct, 2015 @ 6:36pm 
bad guid 10/10
tenured kitty cat lover 22 Oct, 2015 @ 6:11pm 
It's Gr8 m8 i r8 8/8 m8
sayan824 22 Oct, 2015 @ 5:41pm 
10/10
Creature 20 Oct, 2015 @ 2:35pm 
Instructions unclear, what do you do after you stare too closely and wind up with your dick stuck in the butt.
blam! 18 Oct, 2015 @ 2:31pm 
Went on a 421 killstreak with this thx OP
curious_george604091 12 Aug, 2015 @ 9:59pm 
I wonned every match like this and everyone is scard becus i beated them. gg ez
goop 3 Aug, 2015 @ 4:31pm 
Gg, valve. Got noob moves for pay to wins.
Palkia 1 Aug, 2015 @ 11:12am 
Also this is very educational and teaches ALOT of the story and lore behind toribash.