The first step you must take in becoming a lime green scout is of course looking like a lime green scout.

The mandatory items

- alot of money to waste

- multiple "Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime" paints

- paintable cosmetics

- name tags

- desc tags

- ♥♥♥♥ of nature

- strange scattergun

- taunts

Items that go above and beyond

- full access to daddies wallet

- pro ks kits

- unusual hats

- unusual taunts

- high tier scatterguns/other primary


note - you do not need the items from the "items that go above and beyond" section but
remember the richer you look the the more fear and anger you will strike into your foes

In this section i will show you some of the best cosmetics worthy of your lime green paints.There is a vast array of cosmetics that are paintable for scout many of which stick out very obnoxiously in other players screens when painted lime green.

Some cheeky lime green cosmetics

Backwards Ballcap










Summer Shades










MaxHead










Bills Hat










Bruiser's Bandanna










Breakneck Baggies










Tossle Cap










Gibus










Fast Learner










Essential Accessories










Buck Turner

Some full lime green cosmetic combos

Bill+Summer+Essential
















Gibus+Bandana+Learner
















Tossle+Max+Learner
















Tossle+Baggies+Buck
















Remember there is a vast amount of lime cosmetics you can put on your scout. I suggest checking out websites like loadout.tf to plan out your own personalized lime scout.

This section will talk about unusual effects that complement your lime cosmetics. By the end of step one the very sight of your lime scout should be screaming go ♥♥♥♥ yourself to the enemy team.

Choosing your unusual

when choosing your unusual there are really only three main things that you need to think about

1 - Is the unusual paintable and dose it stick out when painted lime green.

2 - dose the unusual fit nicely with your other lime green cosmetics

3 - are you able to retrieve the proper green effect for your unusual

your desired unusual and effect may not be available for purchase on the market so keep a open mind for possible alternatives.

Recommended green effects

- Green Confetti

- Green Energy

- Scortching Flames

- Cauldron Bubbles

- Harvest Moon

- Terror A Watt

- Dead Presidents

- Phosphorous

- Memory Leak

- Anti Freeze

- Arcana

Weapon Loadouts

once you have your unusual and cosmetics selected its time to start designing your weapon loadout. I will split this part in two for a "basic lime scout weapon loadout" and a "high tier lime scout weapon loadout".

Basic lime scout weapon loadout

The basic lime scout weapon loadout is for those who do not have much money or simply do not want to invest very much into their lime scout.

Primary

You can use any of the following as a primary for your lime scout.

- strange scattergun

- backscatter

- strange ♥♥♥♥ of nature

- strange soda popper

- low tier botkiller scatterguns

Secondary

You can use any of the following as a secondary for your lime scout.

- strange milk

- strange bonk

- unique lugermorph

- strange pistol

- strange winger

- strange cleaver

Melee

You can use any of the following as a melee for your lime scout.

- unique festive holy mackerel

- strange sandman

- strange bat

- genuine ham

- strange atomizer

High Tier lime scout weapon loadout

The high tier lime scout weapon loadout is for those with a large amount of money to spend on perfecting their loadout.

Primary

You can use any of the following as a primary for your lime scout.

- high tier botkillers (Gold, Blood, and Diamond) with a pro ks

- strange scattergun with a pro ks

- strange soda popper with a pro ks

- strange ♥♥♥♥ of nature with a pro ks

- strange festive scattergun with a pro ks

Secondary

You can use any of the following as a secondary for your lime scout.

- vintage lugermorph with a pro ks

- strange milk

- strange pistol with a pro ks

- strange cleaver with a pro ks

- strange festive bonk

Melee

You can use any of the following as a melee for your lime scout.

- strange bat with a pro ks

- strange festive bat with pro ks

- strange sandman with a pro ks

- strange festive holy mackerel with a pro ks

(Try and get mean grean and firehorns for your pro ks effects)

Name and Desc Tags

I will keep this part of the guide fairly short as the name and desc tags really come down to personal preference. Basically just make sure you have cheeky names and descriptions on all of you equipped items. Aim for Somthing that induces anger in players when you kill them and they see it on screen.




you have passed step 1 of the guide you now officially look like a class A ♥♥♥♥. In step 2 we will discuss how to play like an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to match your beautiful lime appearance.