To first be a succesful angry furry, you must first find a someone weaker than you to pulverize into small pieces. However, you are a pirate! an angry furry, so everyone is weaker than you. So just find someone who isn't another Viking.

Once you have found your veakling, you must first get close enough to them to kill them to death. To do so, just hold down the wumbo button.

"But wait!" you cry, "What if they shoot arrows/bolts/bullets/farts/grog/kegs/parrots in my general direction?"

Don't worry about that. They are veaklings; you are as strong and Thor! And Odin! You are Thodin! You are too strong for their wimpy projectiles! Completely ignore them as they bounce harmlessly off your chest!

After you are close enough to the veakling to pulverize them, take out your weapon of choice, and they will have no chance of survival. This will charge your angry furry powers. Save your angry furry powers for step 4.

Important note: Do not do anything but kill them! Do not block! Do not dodge! Do not stop moving at them! Kill! Kill! kill!

Once you have charged your angry furry powers, find where all of the veaklings congregate. After that, think of your late brother who ate your Nutella behind your back. Now think of all the veaklings as your late brother. Then...

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And then all of the veaklings should be dead. If all of the veaklings are not dead, you are a veakling, and this guide would not have helped you anyway

You have sucessfully played as the angry furry! Now, there are more veaklings that are still being weak as we speak! Go, kill them all to small pieces! You can do it, you have the skills!