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How To Be Salty
Por Eazy
Ever wanted to know how to bring down morale? How to make people hate you? How to make people teamkill you and get them banned for 7 days? Well this is the guide that you all been waiting for!
   
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Why you should be salty
Being salty is one of the best characteristics a CS:GO player could have. Being salty is what bring teams down, a salty player can singlehandedly ban him teammate by making him so mad that he decides to kick yo ass back to your momma.

Nuff' said. I guarantee you that if you learn to harness the power of saltiness, you will be able to make the most calmest players rage and bring your team down from a 14:0 situation all the way to a 14:16 loss.
Do the opposite of your team WITH THE BOMB
Do whatever you want to do. And give the occasional insult to your top fragger. Nothing makes a team rage at you by doing the complete opposite of what they are doing.

Let's say your playing Dust2, your team decides to rush B. This is the perfect opportunity for you to push long with the BOMB. DO NOT FORGET TAKING THE BOMB WITH YOU. If you don't spawn with the bomb, make sure you ask them to give you the bomb. Once you have the bomb go rush into bedroom and make sure you die. Try to ensure that the bomb lands in the open or in a good spot for the CT's to hold. The CT's will now have swarmed the dropped bomb. The remaining Terrorists have just claimed bombsite B with a few casualties. They realise they don't have the bomb and... mission accomplished.

ALWAYS TAKE BOMB and die with the bomb where your team can't recover the bomb.
Remind your team how bad they are
I'd say the number 1 rule to being the best salty teammate is to keep reminding your team how bad they are. Always call your team autistic, adopted, and whatever else you have in mind. Make sure to remind them of how bad their aim is. They will love you for reminding them that they are not a DMG or LEM or even The Global Elite and they are still just a silver 3 skrub like everyone else (except you).

Every move they do, always make a complaint about how bad they are doing. Even if they peak really well or strafe really well. Always tell them they are bad at it. Nothing will make them rage than a good ol' insult.
Throw in some jokes
Joke about how bad they are. Make jokes about them. Relate them to a tortoise or a snail or anything else. Joking about your teammates gives everyone a laugh except for the victim and will increase your saltiness level considerably. Whenever you can, joke about how bad they are. One of the key factors to being a good salty CS:GO player.
Rage at your team
Making sure to rage all the time at your team AND the other team is one of the key to becoming a really salty player. The saltiest of players will always rage and curse at YOU and the other team. Good ways to rage at your team are: when your team member doesn't realise they are carrying the bomb and they go outside of bombsite to try to kill the enemy players. When you die complain and whinge through your microphone about you dying, saying it should of been them instead of you or they baited you etc. Make up any excuse in the world. When your teammate tries to clutch don't let them listen for noise by keeping on talking through your microphone. Then, when they die because they couldn't hear because of you, this is the perfect moment to rage at him and tell him how bad he is, tell him that he's stupid for not looking at that spot etc.
11 comentarios
shoug 30 JUL 2021 a las 17:09 
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NotPDiddy 9 SEP 2018 a las 5:59 
HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA
Ren 11 JUL 2018 a las 23:34 
Thanks
pepi 27 ENE 2017 a las 6:34 
TY 4 THE TIPS M8 9/11
tato 15 ENE 2017 a las 11:33 
great maemae
battyhooligan48 3 AGO 2016 a las 10:53 
Dank m9, these salty tips worked and now im silver 1 cause i was so salty thank you m09
xXCATMASTERXx-xDank420 24 ENE 2016 a las 20:06 
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DIS I SUK UR PENSIS 4 FREE
Kamil 20 DIC 2015 a las 11:54 
omg m8 i r8 that 9/11
dlwlrma 3 JUN 2015 a las 3:08 
nice well written, want to try it on you
kachow 3 JUN 2015 a las 2:55 
I am actually DMG