ALRIGHT. WELCOME .
YOU WANT TO BEAT THE MOVIE KUNG FURY YEA? YOU BETTER ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BELIEVE YOU DO!
THIS VERY IMPORTANT AND SIGNIFICANT GUIDE WILL TEACH YOU THE MASTER WAYS AND SECRET ON HOW TO WATCH THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MOVIE.
I SWEAR IF YOU DONT READ THIS GUIDE... THEN YOU'RE ♥♥♥♥♥♥. YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO WATCH THE MOVIE LIKE A TRUE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KUNG FURY KOMMANDANT!

ALRIGHT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. THE TIME HAS COME FOR YOU, YES ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, YOU TO BEAT THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MOVIE KUNG FURY.
FIRST YOU HAVE TO BECOME THE HIGHEST RANKING OFFICIAL OF THE SCHUTZSTAFFEL. YOU DONT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DO THIS VERY FIRST STEP THEN YOU'RE ♥♥♥♥♥♥. HITLER CANT ♥♥♥♥ YOU IN THE ASS IF YOU AREN'T SUCH A THING YET.
SECOND, MAKE SURE THAT YOU KNOW KUNG ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FU. YOU BASICALLY HAVE ALREADY ♥♥♥♥♥♥ UP IF YOU DONT KNOW KUNG FU.
AND LAST BUT CERTAINLY NOT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LEAST, YOU MUST LOOK LIKE YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LIVED THROUGH THE 80'S OVER AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OVER AGAIN AND HAVE NEVER BEEN TAKEN OUT OF THE 80'S FOR AT LEAST LIKE 30 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YEARS. YOU HAVE TO HAVE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MULLETS, LEATHER JACKETS OR JEAN JACKETS, SLICK SHADES, AND A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ COOL ASS PIMP RIDE.
IF YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE ME FROM THE 30'S AND 40'S, YOU HAVE TO HAVE SICKASS ARMBANDS THAT HAVE THE PLUS SYMBOL BUT WITH LIKE CROSSES AND ♥♥♥♥, BLACK AS ♥♥♥♥ UNIFORMS, BRAIN BOWLS FOR YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HEAD, BIGASS HATS IF YOU'RE THE MOST SUPERIOR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IN THE ROOM. YOU KNOW LIKE THOSE COP HATS BUT LIKE, WAY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BIGGER. AND LAST BUT NOT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LEAST FOR MY SET, YOU NEED TO HAVE A TOOTHBRUSH MUSTACHE. AND IT MUST LOOK EXACTLY LIKE MEIN FÜHRER.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! YOU JUST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BEAT THE BEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME!
YOUR KUNG FU AND 80'S AND/OR 30'S AND 40'S CLOTHING HAVE MADE YOU INTO AN UNSTOPPABLE MOVIE-WATCHING MACHINE! YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY BEAT KUNG FURY AS I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SAID ABOVE, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I HAVE PISS FOR BRAINS. BUT YOU KNOW...YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BEAT THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT OF THIS MOVIE. I ONLY WATCHED LIKE THE FIRST 30-60 SECONDS OF THE MOVIE, AND IT ALREADY IS FUNNY AS ♥♥♥♥. SO YEA YOU CAN ♥♥♥♥ OFF MY GUIDE OF $W@G NOW. HAVE A NICE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DAY.