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How to avoid Pootin in cs:go! (The ultimate Putin guide)

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Pootin's favorite weapon is M4A1-S, he is silent but deadly, like a forest badger fart!

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29 May, 2015 @ 2:23pm

31 May, 2015 @ 4:54am

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Guide Index

Overview

Putin himself

Mr.Putin's comrades

Pootin, the trader.

Pootin, the bet king!

Comments

Putin himself

If you see a player rushing with p90, it's surely russian, or our great Putin from Mother russia! His hobby is dropping nukes at Washington D.C. and his reaction when that happens is below.

If he hates americans and finds them disgusting like polish vodka, he is surely pootin!

Good tip: Don't call Mr.Putin "pootin", or he will nuke your country!

When pootin is happy, he buys an autosniper.
Don't make Pootin angry, or he will kill his teammates and rush B alone himself, don't swear mother russia, don't speak english with british or american accent and don't tell him to do an ECO round, these things makes him very mad!

Now, let me clear that pootin does not play Counter Strike:Global Offensive properly, he use cheats to achieve his victory! You won't be able to counter pootin, but one guy can!

If you see Obama playing on a server, he is there because to ban pootin, not about the childish playing stuff! But Mr.Putin always a step ahead of Mr.Obama, so watch out and if you see pootin playing cs:go, report him fast as you can!

Mr.Putin's comrades

However dear pootin uses hacks, he needs a team to make sure that he will win.
Dear pootin has several friends playing with him any time, his comrades using hacks too!

This video will show you how a russian comrade deals with americans, the video says he is polish, but thats because pootin is sneaky-beaky like and won't publish his comrades!

Pootin, the trader.

However Pootin is part of the cs:go community too (deal with it) he also have some nice skins and other stuff in his cs:go inventory. He is a rich ßitch but his reputation is "under the frog's @rse".
However some noobs still trade with pootin and they all regret it, after the trade.

So you have to know that trading with Mr.Putin is risky because he will surely scam you, now the other thing you have to know is that it's more riskier if you scam the great bald pootin from mother russia because he will surely find you and nuke your country.

Pootin, the bet king!

As you know pootin is a rich guy, his inventory worth millions of rubles (1 russian ruble is currently 0.019107 U.S. dollars AYYLAMO) and he is tired of being a "millionaire", so he decided to play a little with his cs:go skins, actually BET them on cs:go eSports teams playing against each other.

Well Mr.Putin only bet on russian teams, but those russians were all newbs against those north european teams, the northern europe teams made toast out of russian teams and pootin lost a lot of money in skins.
Pootin didn't gave up the fight, he called his friends in Moscow to win a whole tournament using DDoS, it's sure dirty but who cares if you win tons of skins!
Team DaT russian won the grand finals in Katowice against fnatic, thanks to pootin's ultra DDoS system.

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