Every Person wants their dream job. I mean who wouldn't? Well some people would just like to live in their Mother's basement for the rest of their lives but this guide is not "HOW TO LIVE IN YOUR PARENTS BASEMENT."

Ok now back on track

What is your dream job? The President of Somalia? A Pornstar? A GAME DEVELOPER?!?! In this guide i will show how to become a successful Dev! Trust me, i played Game Dev Tycoon!

So now you are now starting out as a Game Dev. Before making a game you need a engine and assets. Now the trick for being a Developer is that you spend as little money as possible. Do you know how much money it takes for making a engine! just use Unity free verison i guess it has enough stuff in it to make a game. Another thing that you need to prioritizes is Assets. Dont even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bother making them! just buy them off the unity shop. i'm sure you will find something you want.

people say pricing video games are hard. but it really isnt. now lets use common sense, would you rather buy a 60 dollar game or a 1 cent game? if you not dumb you would pick the 1 cent game! so many more people will buy it. i mean that is the reason why so many big companies are switching to the mobile market (RIP Konami) So this is what you have to do, make the game as low as possible on steam (I dont know the lowest price you figure it out lol) and then ask Valve to make a 90% off sale. Then you have a 2 cent game yay! so much sales! You want to know about financing? ♥♥♥♥ that ♥♥♥♥!

Good Community Interactions is key to having fans and happy customers. In these few steps your fans will love you!

step 1: find thread
step 2: Post

step 3: ???
step 4: Profit!

Thanks for Reading! now your the best dev! but in all seriousness digital homocide is the worst developer i have ever seen.