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The rescue mission was a great success! After re-entering the atmosphere, a team of a dozen Masons landed inside Irilla, freeing Malric and escaping on a hijacked merchant vessel moored in the city's port. It was surprisingly easy, since the Agathians weren't expecting us in the slightest. However, about half of the team didn't make it, the poor souls. They landed off target, crashing into the roofs of buildings in the lower district of the city, just below the pallace. However, their deaths proved not to be in vain, since all of the Agathians focused their efforts to put out the fires and prevent them from spreading throughout the city.

Plus, every Mason, regardless of rank or strength, gets a free plate of four macaroons personally baked by Malric himself!

CHARGE!!!

That must have been one serious rescue mission.

TL;DR

We went to space for some motherfucking macaroons.

I'm the Mason marauder vanguard in the gif, and what if I were to tell you that the space program was just a cover-up to make press? What we REALLY were trying to do was send a team of Masons over the English Channel in order to rescue Malric, who was being held prisoner in Irilla?

You might expect him to be held there to be executed for being the leader of the Order. However, the REAL reason for his execution is that he wouldn't share the heavily guarded secret recipe for the world famous Mason Macaroons. Only Malric himself knew how to make them, and the Agathians would stop at nothing to get the information out of him. King Feydrid eventually gave up, since he was allergic to macaroons in the first place, to which they put him on trial for betrayal and war crimes.

With that in mind, us Masons would stop at NOTHING to get our glorious leader along with his glorious macaroon recipe back to safe lands, even if we had to conquer the stars.

In 1392, one hundred years before Columbus set sail to America, a brave band of English knights were set to go where no knave had ever gone before. For all their lives, these knights wondered if there was a whole new world in the stars, just waiting to be explored. As they launched themselves into space...













THEY BOTH FREAKING DIED AND THE END.