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How To Git Gud

By choco

I will teach you how to be so good that people think you hack. Because in this guide I will teach you how to hack. Or will I? Or won't I? Well I'm not going to teach you how to hack, so don't hack. You will get caught. Don't do drugs. MLG. Smoke weed everyday. Don't actually smoke weed. Because that will make you dumber than how dumb you already are, and you're pretty dumb considering you're reading my guide. So let's get started!

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Category: Gameplay Basics, Multiplayer, Walkthroughs

Languages: English

Class: Demoman, Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Pyro, Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Spy

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6 Apr, 2015 @ 8:05pm

7 May, 2015 @ 2:20pm

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Guide Index

Overview

Drink A Lot Of Mountain Dew

Doritos

Say That You're MLG Over And Over Again

Finally The End

Comments

Drink A Lot Of Mountain Dew

Mountain Dew will make you so much better at this game. Don't drink any other drink but Mountain Dew, you will die if you drink anything other than Mountain Dew. It is scientifically proven that Mountain Dew will make you better at video games. It also makes you smarter and faster. So stop reading this and go buy some Mountain Dew!

Doritos

Doritos are the only thing that you can eat while drinking Mountain Dew. Doritos and Mountain Dew are the perfect mix of peanut butter and chicken salad. But you need to get the nacho cheese flavored Doritos, because the other flavors won't make you as MLG as the nacho cheese flavored Doritos. Now go back to the store and buy some Nacho Cheese Doritos!

Say That You're MLG Over And Over Again

Now when you're in a server, you will come across people that doubt you are an Major League Gaming Legend. Just keep saying 2gud4you, 2fast2quik, MLG, deal with it, and he just got rekt. If that doesn't work, just keep saying MLG over and over again until they agree with you.

Finally The End

Just do all the things that I said in this guide and you will some day be as good as MOON_. And remember, GET REKT!!!