Insurgency

Insurgency

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The NO WEAPON Challenge
By OPENSRCRAIDR
The ultimate guide for fighting the infidel invaders when you can't afford a firearm.
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Introduction to the Sacred Path

So, you are a young insurgent fighter, who has chosen to find the true path on which you must walk, to finally destroy the infidels. Never fear! Allah, the all merciful and omnipotent, has provided you with the means to repel the invaders from your sacred homeland. This guide will work no matter which of the holy lands you come from, be it Market, Siege or even District.


(Disclaimer: Unfortunately, I have to write this for all those people who will, for various reasons, be offended. Simply take it as a rule that NOTHING mentioned in this guide is actually serious)
The Divine Loadout
Now that you have given yourself to the cause, it is time to use what Allah has blessed you with to fight the infidel invaders. Remember: no matter how much money the infidels may have, Allah himself has promised you paradise in the afterlife! Also, pay no attention to the "Remaining Supply" you may see. As a holy fighter, chosen by the almighty creator himself, you have already been supplied with everything you will need to triumph over the godless occupier.


1). Primary:





Althought many of your brothers in the struggle may rely fall prey to temptation and spend their supply on weapons such as the AKM, or AK74, you, the one chosen by Allah himself, need not worry over your lack of such earthly possessions. These tools were made by the most godless of all; the atheist soviet, and so you, the holiest of them all, must not support those unholy sinners.


2). Secondary:





Again, call upon your inner strength and reject the heretic attraction of the M9, the bastard child of the Infidel Americans. Send no supply to the Soviets, who violated our brothers in the holy land of Afghanistan. Instead, leave your holsters empty, for the strength of Allah is all that you will need to vanquish the oppressors.


3). Explosive:





Resist the lure of weapons such as the F1 Grenade, a weapon which the Soviets used to martyr out borthers, and murder their women and children. However, your skill and cunning, given to you by Allah the most merciful, permits you to create your own weapons to repel the invaders. Call upon the intelligence Allah has blessed our people with to craft deadly weapons, such as the Molotov Cocktail or Improvised Explosive Device. You may even skip your prayers to spend time making these weapons, as Allah the all-knowing has ordained the killing of the devil worshippers a form of worship itself.








4). Armor





Take no armor upon you body as you do battle with the godless enemy! Allah himself will shield you from harm, and he will choose when you shall be martyred. Have no fear, for he will reward your sacrifice eternally in paradise.


5). Vest:





Allah the righteous has already blessed you, his chosen warrior, with the strength to carry what you need into battle. Thus, take no vest with you, and reject the way of the materialist Americans, who are always so eager to falsely improve themselves against Allah's will.


The Knife:

If you find, upon reaching the battlefield to fight the holy war, that you have faltered and brought a weapon such as this with your, do not fear. Allah understands and forgives all. Make use of what you have done, and use this weapon to repel the most unholy invaders.

The Holy Struggle
The invaders have violated your homelands, and now it is time to destroy them. Take what Allah has given you, and ruthlessly destroy the infidels. Allah has willed it, and now you must demonstrate your devotion, and secure your place in paradise.


Move as one with your brothers, and if they falter let Allah guide your steps. Rememeber that no matter how many rifles, grenades or AT4s the infidels carry with them, they cannot harm you. Your death is only martyrdom, from which your brothers will take strength. Allah the all knowing will guide your actions; follow the glowing markers he will allow you to see. The faithless invaders are reliant upon their own materialistic desires, so if they have chosen to violate the homeland with their supplu caches, do not falter in destroying them!


Although the weapons with which the invaders, and your brothers who have fallen vitcim to temptation, fight with are unholy, Allah himself has willed the unto you. Such things are no longer haram, as long as you use these weapons to destroy the infidels. By picking these weapons up, you deny them to the sinful dogs who dare to enter the sacred homelands. Use them to destroy the enemy as you would snakes in your own home!


Finally, do not have mercy upon the invaders. When you have conquered them, and shown them the folly of their violation, do not hesitate to further destroy them. By 'flaming' the unbelievers, you are meerely preparing them for the fate they will suffer at the hands of Allah, the most merciful.

24 Comments
psuecho 1 Mar, 2023 @ 10:00am 
i use 2 flashes and knife
JagdPanzer IV 19 Dec, 2022 @ 2:27pm 
absolutely halal guide
golowa_glaza 22 Nov, 2022 @ 8:11am 
gg
kat 8 May, 2020 @ 5:19am 
lmao
AnarchyStorm 27 Apr, 2020 @ 2:49pm 
The molotov is actually a finnish invention
Vlad Ballfondler 29 Apr, 2016 @ 12:17pm 
get the ISIS MOD and you'll get it
Goif! 24 Feb, 2016 @ 2:16pm 
But they are Insurgents, not part of Al-Qaeda or ISIS, and their religion is never specified...

I dun't gettet
WhiteMeow 23 Feb, 2016 @ 1:57am 
I do not think so
Shadow© 25 Mar, 2015 @ 9:45pm 
I tried to slice the pie but I baked a cake instead. Fuck.
Noobwoken 25 Mar, 2015 @ 2:38pm 
Instructions unclear. Got penis stuck in oven. Please help.
I am buddhist. Don't need penis anyway, so maybe not a big deal.