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HOW 2 EAT ALL THE PORRIDGE
By Dicegeist
EAT YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PORRIDGE EXCEEDINGLY.
   
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Languages: English
Category: Getting Started
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28 Feb, 2015 @ 11:30pm
28 Feb, 2015 @ 11:54pm
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Overview
THE SLURPING METHOD 
THE CHOMPING METHOD 
THE FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE OF SIPPINGS 
UNABLE TO EAT PORRIDGE 
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THE SLURPING METHOD
STICK YOUR FACE IN IT IN A VERY EXCEEDING WAY. THEN PROCEED TO JUST SLURP IT UP. MMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SLUUUUUUUUUUURP
THE CHOMPING METHOD
MAKE A BLENDER THAT IS EXCEED AND THEN SCOOP THE PORRIDGE UP. THEN PROCEED TO EAT BLENDING MACHINE. CHOMP EXCEEDINGLY TO WIN MORE POINTS.
THE FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE OF SIPPINGS
IF YOU'RE THE DEVIL, YOU MAY USE A STRAW TO SUCK OUT ALL THE PORRIDGE. THIS IS NOT EXCEED AND WILL SUBTRACT ALL POINTS. USE ONLY IF ABOUT TO DIE OF NO EXCEED PORRIDGE.
UNABLE TO EAT PORRIDGE
FAILURE. SHAME. DISGRACE. THERE IS STILL HOPE FOR YOU HOWEVER. YOU MUST NOW RESORT TO CANNIBALISM. EAT YOUR SISTER, EAT YOUR PARENTS, EAT YOUR FRIENDS, DOES NOT MATTER. IT SHALL MAKE YOU EXCEED STRONGLY.
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DiscoIHazIt 1 Mar, 2015 @ 4:03pm 
I RESORT TO CANIBLAISM DUE TO THE EXTREM LACK OF PORRIGE IN MY FACIAL REGION.
Dicegeist  [author] 1 Mar, 2015 @ 4:01pm 
HEY YOU ARE THE GUY THAT SHOOTS TERRORISTS. SORRY BUT RACISM CAN NOT GET YOU TO EXCEED. I'LL BET YOU SIP DON'T YOU.
DiscoIHazIt 1 Mar, 2015 @ 4:00pm 
I'm begining to question what you have been smoking up there in Sin City Mr. Rowe... BECAUSE I MUST GET TO EXCEED!!!!!