In order to be a successful scamme- i mean trader, you must first master the Rick Harrison laugh.

This laugh was passed down through generations of harrisons, but can be acquired through practice.

Here are some videos for reference:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am915MRR0_g






Tips: Smoke at least 3 packs of cigarettes a day in order to get the authentic sound

Using the website TF2outpost, you must create your pawnshop.

1) Put metal/keys/bills hats/max heads on the left side of the trade
2) Put random items on the right
3) In your trade description, put something along the lines of "Welcome to my pawn shop, offer me what you're looking for on your item, and i will counter"
4) Whenever someone offers you ANYTHING. You offer them 1 scrap and your mix tape.
5) When they respond with "Wtf" or something along those lines, put a link to a video of Rick Harrison laughing, and close their offer.

In order to get the maximum chance at successfully making a deal, we must also use trade servers.

1) Type this in console: bind "p" "say Buying everything and anything off anyone!"
2) Download HLDJ, and add a rick harrison laugh to your sounds.
3) Press your bind until some poor sap trades you.
4) Once in the trade, he will put up items and what he wants for said items. Lets say he wants 1.33 for his stout shako, you will then offering him 90% less then what he wants.
5) If he accepts, congratulations! You successfully performed a "deal".
6) If he deny's, simply play your rick harrison laugh with HLDJ to the whole server.

Thanks for reading my wise and intellectual guide.

If you learned anything (id be surprised) post it in the comments below.

Now go forth my child! The world needs another harrison like you!
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