STEP 1: DRIVE INTO CAP

STEP 2: KILL GERMAN TONKS AND MAKE GERMAN TONKERS LIKE ME CRY

STEP 3: KILL EVERY ENEMY TONK ON THEIR TEAM AND SHOUT 'xaxaxaxax' AT THEM IN CHAT

STEP 4: DONT DIE, O WAIT IS4M NEVER DIE BECAUSE IS STRONK SOVIET TONK

STEP 5?:

IF YOU DIE, GERMAN TONK OP. TAKE TO FOURM AND CRY FOR NERF.