Evolve Stage 2

Evolve Stage 2

DEvolve Lube
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"Dont pay for DLC!"
24 Comments
Melt 10 Aug, 2019 @ 9:32am 
Dear Nooblets,
Switly went to your Merchandise tab and was in disarray to find a complete lack of availability of said Devolve product. Has it gone out of stock due to outrageous popularity driven by ill informed purchase haste or discontinued for R&D possibly found out there is no lube efficient enough to prevent irritability of Disappointed Loyal Customers or maybe that friction is unpreventable between crappy devs and salty customers who find out they've been milked, probed then had sideways akin rhesus Ginnea fluffy juicy tasty sweet sweet piglets? Still, I thought to offer your revolutionary product to unsuspecting and stubborn friends who are bent to learn the hard way. Aparently, Devs Lying to Customers is not a trend forseen to go extinct anytime soon so might as well resupply your inventary.
Kindest of regards.
Melt
Space Coward 21 Feb, 2015 @ 9:38pm 
"turtle rock studios and 2k in a nutshell!" WTF?

Turtle Rock made L4D and it had a bit of Titanfall Syndrome. They gave L4D1 a new minicampaign. Then when L4D2 came out and had the same problem, they made two new campaigns, ported over No Mercy, then ported the rest over as well as added a community map Cold Stream. All for FREE.

2K gave an excellent remake of XCOM EU, with the only DLCs being the customization from preordering the game and a set of council missions, then much later a new faction, resource, and mechanized units. Civ 5 was also a finished project on launch, they just put in a few DLCs later on. Nothing Day One that you were ever missing out on.

Now Evolve comes out with a few skins and the kind of Titanfall Syndrome we always see with Turtle Rock games, and because they decided to give everyone free access a bunch of idiots spread misinformation and a proconsumer choice bites them in the ass. You're not really helping, dumbass.
H2O 18 Feb, 2015 @ 11:17pm 
Lol, brillant!
b00 18 Feb, 2015 @ 5:34pm 
lol Turtle Rock Studios and 2K in a nutshell, well done!
Broschua 15 Feb, 2015 @ 6:36am 
awesome :D
Miransi 14 Feb, 2015 @ 11:39pm 
Evolve is a full game. I don't understand why people think its unfinished. The amount of balancing and work that's gone into each monster and hunter is amazing. The whole DLC fomat that they're using has been around for years with great games that people love, why is this game getting the heat for it all of a sudden?
Leyba 14 Feb, 2015 @ 1:07pm 
funny
Nooblets  [author] 14 Feb, 2015 @ 8:21am 
Try reading the post again, noone said you were good?
As for why you dont know why I picked Evolves DLC, then if you are unable to comprehend why everyone is pissed off with them or understand my replies, then why are you posting here when you are never going to get it?. Sounds like trolling to me lol.
Nooblets  [author] 14 Feb, 2015 @ 7:32am 
If you think your right, then have the ballz to start a post on "how good the DLC pricing system is and how the game content is such a good value for money", then see how much shit you get with everyone telling you your wrong.

Evolves DLC didn't make the News because everyone liked it, it was because its a rip off.
Nooblets  [author] 14 Feb, 2015 @ 6:34am 
They have made their money with the sale of the game, offering the other monsters as dlc is nothing but greed