Welcome to an Achievement Guilde for Chainsaw Warrior on Steam.

I have simply looked at the achievements and listed them into 3 types: Beating the Game, The Grinds and The Outcomes. However it should be noted that this game relies more on Luck than Skill. It is also a great idea to learn how the game works before trying to tackle the achievements. With that in mind, I would love to give you an "idea" of how long it should take to 100% this game but that would be total BS- I have played for over 10 hours at the point of writing this guilde and defeated The Darkness a total of 2 times- not due to my lack of skill or game understanding- because of luck (I have a You Tube series on this game, new episodes go online every Friday- check them out. Some episodes are 15 minutes-ish long and some are 5 minutes...)

There are three achievements here:

Easy: Beat the Game on Easy
-This might sound easy, but I have only beaten the game twice on Easy and drawed three times on Easy. Yeah Easy is important and in the Grind section you'll see why.

Medium: Beat the Game on Medium
-At this point it's somewhat of a cross between the pure rules of Chainsaw Warrior and the "Easy" rules. I have only just drawed on this mode at the point of writing...

Hard: Beat the Game on Hard
-The pure rules of the boardgame in play. More or less one to one. Believe it or not, Hard does have some important factors in another achievement.

Zombie Zapper: Kill 200 Zombies
-Spam on Easy and it won't take too long. (This statement is about to be copy and pasted... Alot)

Chaos Crusher: Kill 100 Agents
-Spam on Easy and it won't take too long.

Rat Remover: Kill 50 Rats
-Spam on Easy and it won't take too long.

Slime Slapper
-Ah stop, this one is a little harder (but can still be spammed on easy) - They can only be damaged by the Laser Lance, Acid, Flare Gun or Flame Thrower.

Mutant Masher: Kill 50 Mutants
-Spam on Easy and it won't take too long.

Meat Murderer: Kill 25 Meat Machines
-Spam on Easy and it won't take too long.

Darkness Destroyer: Kill the Darkness 25 times
-Spam on Easy, Keep your Laser Lance with as much ammo as you can. The C.A.T.S Scope will help here (if attached to your Lance) as can the T.D.D.

Bleedin': Take 200 Physical Damage
-*Cough*This is the new copy and paste*cough* Just play the game, this will come in time.

Glowin': Take 250 Rad Damage
-Just play the game, this will come in time.

Turnin': Take 100 Venom Damage
-Just play the game, this will come in time.

Death and Glory: Discover all 9 Outcomes.

Here we go, this feels like a challeneging achievement and yes, I already have it.

"You Win" Ending
-Beat the Darkness; I would say go with Easy on this one. (Episode 3... Watch it tomorrow/whenever)

"The Draw" Ending
-Use the Implosion Vest at The Darkness. Watch Episode One of my series. I do this in the episode.

"Standard Death"
-Health runs out jobby. This will be the normal ending you'll see when your playing.

"Outta Time"
-You didn't die... But The Darkness still won as you didn't beat it within the in-game 60 minute timer. See Epsiode Two in my Series.

"Darkness Wins"
-Fight the Darkness and loose. The F U Ending.

"The Moron" Ending
-Use the Implosion Vest before facing the Darkness. This is a super easy ending: Start new game and use the vest within the first turn. It's done.

"Zombie" Ending
-This is tricky... Start a new game on hard and keep rolling for a low endurance and a high health, then just hope you get ALOT of zombies that deal one or more venom before combat.

"Fallout" Ending
-Become a Mutant. This time it's Radiation over venom but can be done in the same fashion as the Zombie Ending- just be aware Rad Damage is easier to come by.

"Slimed" Ending
-Get killed by a Slime. Not too hard, try some Hand to Hand combat with a Slime and tell me that you didn't get this ending...