Now, if there's one reason you bought this game, it's probably the items. I mean, yeah, it might've been your dream to have Max, Strongbad, Heavy, and Tycho interact with you, but let's be honest. A man would do anything for a cosmetic. So, that's what this guide is for.

So, first off, you need to have the option to get the item. To do this, just follow these steps:
Step 1:
If you hear the host saying "Tonight's stales will be ten thousand dollars." then you have to press esc., main menu, New Game, New Game!
Step 2:
Repeat Step 1 until he doesn't say it and one of the characters should start saying they don't have any money.

So now you have the oppertunity to unlock an item. The best stragety is to intimidate them so that they go all in. Here's how to do this:
Step 1: Call or check, whichever option comes to you.
Step 2: When the first 3 public cards are shown, bet a lot of money. Not more than half of it, because they'll likely fold. Going all in will make them fold as well.
Step 3: If the character didn't fold, bet some more money. Keep doing this until they go all in. Remember, try not to bet too much. And DON'T go all in. Both of these will either make everyone fold or make a bigger chance of you losing.

If this worked, you should have some of the items.