Blockland

Blockland

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Naked and BANNED: The Types of People that you will encounter
By ironicblackguy
This guide will help you know the dangers of Blockland within the community. This is not an guide for people who's looking for common bugs or anything. This is strictly revolving around the community, it's player base.
   
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Introduction
You're just casually strolling through Blockland when suddenly, you are eithered muted, kicked, or banned, for. no. reason. This is pretty common in Blockland as I might sure say. As a person who has been permabanned 3 times, insulted many times, or told I was a child, you wouldn't trust me but wait, you will. THIS GUIDE IS NOT FOR GENERAL REASONS, IT'S MY REASONS THROUGH MY EXPERIENCE, IF I GET SOMETHING WRONG, POST IN THE COMMENTS! Take note, this is my first guide, and it's not really a guide. So yeah, I'm an idiot.
Getting to know the typical TROLL and how to deal with it.
If you had been on the internet for at least 5 hours, I mean 5 seconds on a social media site, or game, you have discovered a troll. Trolls are people who get people mad and results them in becoming furious, screaming, crying, or ragequiting (in games). In Blockland, there is a lot of trolls. There are like 2 trolls. The ones who play around, trying to get peoples attention or the one that really means it. To avoid one, simply report him or the hard part, IGNORE. Ignoring is probably the most hardest thing to do when up to a troll. They say crap that you just want to slap them and try to do a burn on them so bad, but you can't. The easiest way to avoid a troll is to IGNORE and if you can't ignore, just leave, or calm down. You're gonna make a fool of yourself.

How to deal with players who HATE
A PERSON WHO HATES? ISN'T THAT THE SAME AS A TROLL? Nope buddy. probably But what I'm trying to tell you, is haters. I describe the HATERS as someone who hates you, hates a new player, or hates what you created. Notice how I didn't put "HOW TO AVOID in the title because, I have no way on how to avoid these players. They are there to hate. You're gonna have to suck it up and deal with it. WHAT?!?!?!. Yes, you have to slouge through their hateful comments, cause no one in games, or Blockland is gonna help you out. Just be careful. That's all what I'm gonna say.
How to deal with "EEEWWWW" BADMINS
I don't even.... I just want to murder every single badmin in this game and like just slit their throats and teabag them, but I don't want to go to jail so. Welp, BADMINS. BADMINS are so common in Blockland you are gonna have a TOUGH TIME...There are so many Badmins but lets cut through WHAT IS A BADMIN. A Badmin is an Admin, but Bad. They're like a secret goverment or something, idk. They either, ban, kick, mute, insult, threaten, destroy, or mess up your time in Blockland. I'm like really, angry, writing this topic, because there is numerous times where I had gotten banned for no reason, and if it's a reason, it's so retarded, it makes a person with a two-digit IQ seem smarter. Avoid popular servers unless you know what you are up against. These servers are the servers that are FILLED, I'm not gonna list them all, so you better look out: Wrapperup's Randomizer DM, Pecon's Boss Battles, "now known as Boss Battles", Anything with Tezuni's name in it, and that's it. Be warned. Some of these BADMINS ban you for no reason. As I'm typing this, I was banned for saying "nop" in Wrapperup's Randomizer DM from Bushido. Yeah, BUSHIDO. Siba was involved too. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Now, lets get back on track. If you encounter a Badmin, the only 2 options are to, report them to the Host or just leave. If the badmin is the host, you're screwed, LEAVE, I mean LEAVE.
Farewell, Blocklanders.
I'm not leaving Blockland for this very well reason. Created by me: 34270, TacoMasters. I may be much of a nuisance myself but the actions I do don't piss fellow players off. I hope you liked this guide. Probably not, but I hope. This guide will never be edited again. Blockland is a fun game, but at the same time, you have to be caution about idiots that plaque the community.
45 Comments
ScreamingElegantPrincess38 25 Apr @ 5:54am 
type shi
bib 26 Jul, 2020 @ 2:14am 
E
Joelfett 9 Apr, 2020 @ 3:24am 
boss battles was such a long time ago, I remember that back in 2016
Critical Floof 29 Jun, 2017 @ 3:17pm 
my life wasted
Critical Floof 29 Jun, 2017 @ 3:17pm 
My hours on blockland went past 1337
Mishmashed Pixel 27 Jun, 2017 @ 8:18pm 
horrible overgeneralization and overdramatization of the entire blockland community and alot of low resolution images of dead memes, this is worse than dog cancer
mr krabs 26 Jun, 2017 @ 11:45pm 
poorly written guide with very low quality images and hard to read text, would not recommend to people in need
KungfuLee27 26 Jun, 2017 @ 3:18pm 
thanks
Steee 26 Aug, 2016 @ 8:32am 
Rattman go right ahead. And make sure the door doesn't hit your fatass on the way out.
ironicblackguy  [author] 25 Apr, 2016 @ 5:08pm 
dank memes dead