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How to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

By Rustey

Step 1. You take your hand and shake it on top off your grapes/cucumber/banana/fish/box of COXS/leaf and you have made your self a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Step 2. Now you have done that you have nothing to do, so go masterbate to the closet and if you want to take a toster with you, you might get a Krispy COX.
Step 3. Now you have a Krispy cox so might aswell burn your bum hair
Step 4. Now you're the master of MOUNT YOUR FRIENDS
cox=♥♥♥♥,♥♥♥♥,willy, your tiny willy

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5 Jan, 2015 @ 2:50pm

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You sexy mustard, you spilled allover my self

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You sexy mustard, you spilled allover my self

I know you and you know me, i hope this did help me alot

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savi. 3 Jun, 2016 @ 6:36pm

STEELDream 7 Apr, 2016 @ 5:34pm

Thanks for the guide I very much liked it, it helped me figure out how to do this majesctic maneuver called " the dick flip"

Chicken Jockey 26 Jul, 2015 @ 7:44pm

memes

Charbthabowz 12 May, 2015 @ 7:47am

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Rustey [author] 15 Jan, 2015 @ 12:41pm

HEY girls i've grown a pair now so i asked the lucky guy out and the lucky guy said yes, his name is Rustey (aka me, you idiots) and we had so much fun playing this game (your not idiots guys and girls) so we went to bed and slept tohgeter. woke up at the morning and first think i saw was he hugging me. we ate and laughed and broke up, he said i was too crazy so he poured mustard all over my clothes and walked away.... so i have a pair now

kake 15 Jan, 2015 @ 12:02pm

This guide really helped me out. I am glad that there are such serious contributors for such a great game, which has many realistic features. This has improved my gameplay, and man- if I wouldn't of read this guide, I'd be going down to the rabbit hole. This improves the game so much that I can say it's a whole new element to the game.. almost like a DLC.
Thanks man, this really helped out. Try it out everyone!11

Skjowldr 8 Jan, 2015 @ 7:50am

nice guide! Helped me out alot. Now I win almost every game against my friends while they masturbate next to me

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