When you start the game, you are in a bus with a fat driver who won't shut up. Unfortunately, you can't kill him because you don't have a gun yet. Besides, it's a stupid cut scene.

When you get off of the bus you meet a robot named Claptrap. He's an a$$hole. But, you have to follow him or you won't get a gun. He only shuts up when a bunch of bandits drive by. Don't bother trying to shoot them with the shi**y gun he gave you. The bullets will just bounce off.

If you're a man, you'll kill the bad guys by punching them in the face. But, if you're a lady boy you can shoot them with a gun. Either way, you should kill any fu*#er who comes at you. If you die it costs money to be re-animated.

Don't forget to search the ground around the dudes that you kill. They usually drop their guns and ammo and money when they die. I'm not sure what that's all about. I guess it's a law on Pandora that you have to drop all your sh#t on the ground when you get killed.

After a while you'll find out that walking around shooting sh#t sucks. So, to mix things up, you can get a car and drive around shooting sh#t. Talk to a hillbilly named Scooter. He'll hook you up.

That's about it. If you run out of sh#t to kill, buy a DLC. They give you more sh#t to kill. Have fun playing Borderlands!