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Missions Guide
By Chunky
Guide to missions + other misc stuff I noted while achievement hunting.
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Introduction
I was taking down some notes for achievement hunting. Thought I'd might as well put it in a guide for anyone who's interested.

The game released less than 6 hours as of this writing. Everything is very much a work-in-progress. If there's any issues, just let me know.

Guide is done for now. Experience calculation is still unconfirmed, but that was never the main focus.

I'll be back next week on the 29th when Episodes 3 & 4 drop. Special thanks to the kind folks in the comments who helped out!


Alright, going through the Episodes 3 & 4 right now. With the multiple roster changes and paths to take, it's gonna take a while to map out all the possibilities.
Episode 1 Missions
Basic missions will have requirements for each of the 5 stats (Intellect, Combat, Vigor, Charisma, Mobility). If the shape outlined by the mission's requirements is completely covered by the outline of your team's stats, the mission will 100% succeed.

Some missions will show a raised hand (✋) when your team arrives, allowing you to choose options. Those options are either give auto-success if certain characters are present, or they test a single stat instead of all 5.

It is generally recommended to click on new missions as soon as you have the appropriate team ready. Another recommendation is to click on the ✅ after each mission to confirm the results as soon as possible.

For episode 1, the 6 heroes in the training segment do not have abilities, and do not gain experience from completing missions.


Mission
Combat
Vigor
Mobility
Charisma
Intellect
Slots
Recommended
Assault on Criminal Hideout!
6
4
3
1
1
2
Phenomaman (80%) - Tutorial requirement.
Investigate the Dorm Room!
1
2
2
4
8
2
Brainbook + Anyone except Brickhouse (100%).

Wait until this team is fully rested before beginning the next mission, "Art Exhibit Opening!".
Art Exhibit Opening!
-
-
Moves-3
Jokes-3
Facts-3
2
Sweetalker > Jokes
High Speed Chase!
7
3
7
1
1
2
Phenomaman + Brainbook (100%)
Monster Attack!
4
9
3
4
2
3
Brickhouse + Equilibrium (100%)
Attack on the Hospital!
-
-
-
-
-
2
Pom Pom > Flip.

Note: Every hero has an auto-success option.
Help Grandma Cross the Road!
1
2
5
1
1
1
Brainbook (94%)
Negotiate with Hostage Takers!
2
4
2
8
5
3
Phenomama + Sweetalker (100%)
Chase El Diabolito!
6
9
9
2
2
4
Pom Pom + Brickhouse + Equilibrium
Episode 2 Missions
From Episode 2, if you select an auto-success option, the character that enabled it gets more exp. (Seems like they get one-third more exp. Further testing required.)

Some missions might appear only if you fail other missions. For example, failing the mission "Blaze in the Burbs" unlocks "Bigger Blaze in the Burbs".

Some missions will provide a second set of options if you fail. For example, on the mission "Fight at Crypto Night", if you choose "Dynamic Duo" but don't meet the requirement, another set of options will be offered: to either "Host a drinking contest." or "Fight the Fight-Men".

Recommendations are targeted towards getting the "Shift Was Lit" achievement (Completed a Z-Team Shift Without Missing or Failing a Call)


Mission
Combat
Vigor
Mobility
Charisma
Intellect
Slots
Recommended
Lost Balloon
1
1
3
2
1
1
Flambae (100%)
VAND-GO Opening
1
1
1
3
3
1
Sonar-Man (100%)
Cray Cray Bidet
-
-
-
-
-
0
Hacking
Fight at Crypto-Night
Fight-5
-
-
Badass-3 Dynamic-4 Dumbass-5 Drinking-6
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3
Prism > Makeover

Upon level up, upgrade her INT.

You may wish to unlock abilities for Prism, Golem and Coupe before sending Prism out. (See section Abilities)
Retrieve Stolen Boat
1
2
3
1
2
1
Invisigal (83%)
Museum Robbery
-
Power-3
Weave-3
-
-
2
Sonar-Bat > Power
In the Zone
1
1
1
4
4
1
Prism (83%)

Remember to upgrade her INT, or it’ll be 65%.
Blaze in the Burbs
-
Body-4
-
-
Hose-2
1
Golem > Body
Bigger Blaze in the Burbs
-
-
Circumvent-6
Convince-3
-
2
You shouldn't see this mission if going for 0 failures/misses.

Golem / Malevola have auto-success options.
Apprehend Art Thieves
2
1
5
2
4
2
Invisigal + Coupe (100%)
Send Sonar As Security
Wing-10
-
-
Yourself-2 Story-1
-
1
Sonar-Any > "Tell a Story"

Upgrade Charisma + Intellect on level up.
Send Literally Anyone Else
1
5
2
4
1
1
Punch Up if you want the 180 party-wide XP.
Juvenile Pickpocket At Large
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-
Escort-3
Pep Talk-3
-
1
Malevola > Scare (Auto-Success)

Sonar also has an auto-success option.
Locate Stolen Art
-
Protect-3
Thieves-3
-
-
2
Invisigal (Auto-Success) / Coupe (Auto-Success)
Granny's Donuts
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-
-
-
-
1
Story

Credit to Captain Smollett for:
Pointing out I'd missed the "Apprehend Art Thieves" mission,
Coupe's auto-success option for "Locate Stolen Art",
The options for "Bigger Blaze in the Burbs" mission.

Credit to Watchman for pointing out I didn't save the "Apprehend Art Thieves" mission edit. My bad; I got a error while editing, and the one time the edit successfully saved, I missed the mission info.
Episode 3 Missions - Shift 1
Under construction

Special circumstances: Your team is under pressure to not get fired. This means:

1. Team members refuse to swap out once assigned for certain missions.

To clear members off missions: Exit back onto the map by clicking "Close". Then re-select the mission to clear the member selection. This will allow you to pick new heroes.

For example, you won't be able to send anybody solo for the first mission (Beach Clean Up). However, you can keep picking the first member, then exiting to map and choosing again, until the game randomly assigns you the second member you like.

2. Random members will force themselves onto missions.
Use the trick above to reset team selection for a mission.

Amaranth in the comments notes that certain members might not sabotage each other due to synergy. The original synergy pairs from the demo:
  • Sonar + Malevola
  • Flambae + Prism
  • Invisigal + Golem
  • Punch Up + Coupe

For Beach Clean Up, a random, non-synergy member will force themselves onto the mission. One of the team will then be sabotaged on the way to the mission.
For Trouble at the Tailgate, if you send two non-synergy members, one will sabotage the other.

Try to sabotage others.
Sabotage events happen where your team sabotages each other and you get 3 choices (roll vs select stat) to resolve the issue.

Non-synergy members out on mission together can sabotage each other. Sometimes, your members at base will literally leave base to sabotage someone on their way back from a mission.

Sabotaged members do not contribute their stats towards mission completion, and gain no XP from mission success.

Failing a sabotage mission can result in injury. Here are the sabotage missions.

Name
Combat
Vigor
Mobility
Charisma
Intellect
Hacking
Recommended
Sonar
-
Withstand-2
Track-1
-
Plug-4
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Track
Flambae
Blast-1
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-
-
Calm-3
Yes
Blast
Invisigal
Break-3
-
Ditch-3
-
Pay-3
-
Ditch
Punch Up
Fight-4
Force-1
-
-
Mind-2
-
Force
Prism
Blast-5
Push-3
-
Distract-4
-
-
Distract
Malevola
Fight-4
-
Run-3
Play-4
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-
Play
Golem
-
Pry-4
-
Ask-1
Incorporate-4
-
Pry / Ask
Coupe
-
-
Evade-1
Befriend-4
Entice-4
-
Evade
Coupe (Mission "Landslide")
Splash-5
-
Backstroke-4
Describe-2
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-
Backstroke

Ah, management: Love how it makes work harder.

Below are the actual missions. Following the recommendations should result in only 3 Sabotage missions:

Mission
Combat
Vigor
Mobility
Charisma
Intellect
Slots
Recommended
Beach Clean Up
1
5
3
4
1
2
Golem (53%) + Punch Up (43%)
Sabotage Mission 1
-
-
-
-
-
-
See “Sabotage Missions”.
Undercover Drug Bust
2
1
2
4
5
2
Upgrade Sonar’s CHA to 4 & INT to 5. Sonar-Human (100%)
Trouble at the Tailgate
5
6
2
1
2
2
Inv+Gol
Learn about SDN Scammer
1
1
2
6
5
2
Prism
Sabotage Mission 2
-
-
-
-
-
-
See “Sabotage Missions”.
Assault on the Drug Base
7
7
3
2
2
3
SoB(Coffee) + Mal
Landslide
1
3
2
2
5
2
SoH(80%) + Cou (Sabotaged)
Coupe Sabotaged
Splash-5
-
Backstroke-4
Describe-2
-
1
Backstroke

Coupe will get injured from Malevola’s sword after returning.
Save the Mascot in Peril
3
4
6
1
1
2
???
Investigate Tip
2
5
5
1
3
2
???
Hack the Scammer
-
-
-
-
-
Hacking
Hacking
Runaway Train
1
6
6
1
2
2
???
Parking Lot Backup
1
1
2
4
5
2
???
Burglary in Progress
-
-
-
-
-
Story
Story

Credit to Amaranth for providing the stats for Investigate Tip. Checked and confirmed accurate.
Episode 3 Missions - Shift 2
Second Shift

Mission
Combat
Vigor
Mobility
Charisma
Intellect
Slots
Recommended
Personal Shopper
4
4
2
1
2
1
Golem

(Choose [GIVE HIM THE CHAIR] at the meeting, otherwise he’ll be unavailable at the start of the shift.)
Line Cutter
Fight-2
-
-
Serenade-5
-
2
Prism solo > Star
Ritualistic Solicitation
Destroy-2
-
-
-
Free-5
2
SoH + Mal
Underground Fighting Ring
7
7
3
3
1
3
Fla + Pri
Personal Security
5
5
1
2
1
2
SoB + Mal
Fight in the Tournament
-
Tough-5
-
-
-
1
Upgrade Punch Up’s VIG to at least 5.

Punch Up > Tough (if Vigor >= 5)
Shut Down Tournament
5
5
3
6
1
3
-
Flight School
-
-
-
-
-
1
Fla.

Cou resting, keep SoH for Bone Zone.

While this mission doesn’t count down, if all other missions are completed, this mission disappears.
Personal Security II: The Ride
Challenge-5
Shield-5
-
-
-
2
Invisigal > Disarm (auto-success).

Coupe also has an auto-success option.
Debate the Bone Zone
2
1
1
7
5
2
SoH + Mal
Hero Training
-
-
-
-
-
1
Fla > Supernova
Lightningstruck Strikes Again
8
8
7
1
5
4
Pun + SoB (Coffee) + Pri
Bank Robbery
Brawl-7
-
Rescue-7
-
-
3
Gol > Hack / Gol + Cou

Hacking available.

20/20 calls.
Episode 4 Missions
Under construction.

First Shift

Mission
Combat
Vigor
Mobility
Charisma
Intellect
Slots
Recommended
Moving Away
1
4
4
2
2
1
Fla,

Must succeed to proc Supernova
Join the Cult
-
Power-4
-
Pretend-6
Explain-6
2
If you cut Sonar, this is your only option.

Pun
Send Malevola
-
-
-
Trick-5
Investigate-5
2
SoH + Mal
Car Drives Off Cliff
-
Compress-5
Rush-7
Kiss-6
Resuscitation>7,Fail > Page 2
3
Fla > Fly
Brawl at the Football Game
8
8
4
2
3
3
Inv + Pun + Gol
Nostalgically Yours
Destroy-7
-
-
-
Deactivate-7
3
The Wolves Inside Us > Flambae
Moving In
1
4
6
2
2
2
SoB + Mal
Substitute Teacher
6
5
5
1
3
3
Inv + Gol
Demolition
10
10
2
1
1
3
Fla + Pun
Criminal Minds
1
1
6
1
7
2
Pri + Mal (Coffee)

Only if Coupe was cut. Punch Up will take a break after this mission.
Wellness Check
3
3
1
8
9
3
Only if Sonar was cut.

Malevola will take a break after this mission.
Mall Looting Youths
2
8
6
1
1
1
Fla (Upgrade VIG first)
Superhero Squabble in Aisle 9
Force-???
-
-
Lighten-5
-
2
Pri > Mediate

Hacking available.
Theatrically Yours
-
-
Crawl-7
-
Activate-7
3
Standing Alive > Inv + Gol > Crawl
Hero Training
-
-
-
-
-
1
Prism Sonar > ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Furniture, Assemble
1
1
1
1
6
1
SoH
Dog Walking
1
5
6
2
1
1
Fla
Dog Finding
1
1
6
5
1
2
Only if “Dog Walking” fails.
Comically Yours
Hit-7
-
Jump
-
-
2
Mecha Man Prime > Can’t

15/15 Calls.

Second Shift

Mission
Combat
Vigor
Mobility
Charisma
Intellect
Slots
Recommended
Stop the Assassination
10
6
10
1
3
4
Fla + Inv + Gol + Wat Waterboy will injure teammates with puddles.
Hero Training
-
-
-
-
-
1
Pri > Perfect Copy
Subscriber Recruitment Day
1
1
1
5
2
1
Pri
I Need A Hero
-
Flex-6
-
Charm-6
-
1
Mal > Pull
Mascot Match-Up
4
4
2
4
1
2
Fla + Gol
Discern the Target
-
-
-
-
-
Hack
Hack
Assassination Takedown
9
4
4
1
7
3
Fla + Pri + Mal-100% 500x3
Baby Kaiju Attack
Wrestle
-
-
Lure-?,Fail > Page 2 Pretend
Translate-8
2
Wat solo > Any > Lead
Ex-Hero in Crisis
1
8
1
6
1
2
Fla + Pri
Meet the Handler
1
3
2
6
4
2
SoH + Pun (100%) 480x2
Humor the Brainteaser
-
-
-
-
Correct-1
1
Wat > The Wolves Inside Us > Standing Alive > Mecha Man Prime
Find the Brainteaser
1
6
6
1
3
2
-
Achievements - Overview
As of today, only 4 episodes have been released. That's why some of the achievements are listed as impossible.

If you see that people have already obtained those achievements, assume those are dev/ QA testers/ review copies/ people using achievement unlockers.

Tip for any achievement hunters: The game does NOT save during the dispatch section of Episode 1(until you take off the training glasses) or Episode 2 (until Invisigal asks for eyes on Granny's Donuts). If you return to the main menu at any point during the dispatch portion, when you resume, you'll start right after the slide show. Takes 3-4 minutes from there to completing the first couple missions. They added a scene select feature: Select the Episode > Choose whichever scene you've already unlocked to replay it again. Rolls back progress to chosen scene, so you lose any progress up until that scene for that save.

Update: Currently updating Episode 3+4 achievements.
Achievements - Episode 1
Achievement
Description
Requirement
Unlockable?
“Did I drool on you?"
Hired at SDN
Unmissable Story Achievement
Episode 1
Achievements - Episode 2
Achievement
Description
Requirement
Unlockable?
“You gonna eat those twinks?”
Disobeyed by Invisigal
Unmissable Story Achievement. She will always disobey you.
Episode 2
“Love ‘em from my mouth to my butt."
Chose the Least Popular Donut
Credit to Silver for confirming that unlocking this achievement depends on average player choice. I chose the "Long ones with cream" (Long John donuts) to get this achievement.

Silver also notes that if your choice has now become the least popular, you can go into the Main Menu > Extras > Choice Stats to unlock the achievement.

I recommend quitting to main menu once this choice comes up and making a copy of your save to make getting this achievement easier. This way, you can start from the Granny mission instead of the beginning of the episode.

Click on "Main Menu" > "Play" > "Save Slot X" at the top left corner of the screen > Select the save > Copy to new slot.
Episode 2
Nailed It
‘Achieved a Perfect Dispatch With Only One Hero
Send Flambae on the first mission (Lost Balloon)
Episode 2
Shift Was Lit
Completed a Z-Team Shift Without Missing or Failing a Call
Follow the recommendations above in the section "Episode 2 Misions".
Episode 2
Burning Chrome
Completed a Hacking Level With a Third of the Timer Left
Only 2 hacking sequences have timers: Selecting the hacking option for the mission "Museum Robbery", and the 2nd hacking sequence for the last mission of episode 2.
Episode 2
Time's Running Out
Completed a Hacking Level With 5 Seconds Left
Recommendation: Last mission of episode 2. For the 2nd hacking sequence, the timer is divided into segments of roughly ~20s.

Clear the level, but before slamming the ball into the last node, count 15s after the timer reaches the last segment, then slam the ball down to unlock this achievement.
Episode 2
Snake Eyes
Failed a Call with >70% of Success
RNG. Credit to oh no its mp3 for inspiration on an easy way to get the "Snake Eyes" achievement:

They recommend sending Coupe for the first mission (Lost Balloon). I actually recommend Invisigal instead if you're going for this achievement. Both have a 72% success rate, but Invisigal's special ability makes it go ever so slightly faster.
Episode 2
Getting to Know Yous
Discovered Every Hero's Starting Power
See section "Abilities" for a list of starting abilities and how to unlock them.
Episode 2
Phoenixes Down
Healed the Same Hero Twice in a Shift
Use Malevola's ability to heal two different heroes. Here's how I got it in Episode 2:

Send Punch Up solo for "Fight at Crypto Night" > "...Dumbass-sounding names" > any option for his first injury. Send Punch Up & Malevola together on "Museum Robbery" for the first heal.

Send Punch Up solo for "Blaze in the Burbs" > "Use a Hose..." for his second injury. Send Punch Up & Malevola together on "Bigger Blaze in the Burbs" to unlock this achievement.

Click on the missions as soon as they pop up. Punch Up & Malevola should be rested up from "Museum Robbery" just as "Blaze in the Burbs" is almost disappearing.


crucifié method (easier):
Based off testing, this method is a couple seconds more forgiving. You still need to start missions as soon as possible. For the "Locate Stolen Art" mission, you only have a couple seconds between Invisigal resting up and the mission disappearing.

  • Send Invisigal solo on "Fight at Crypto Night" > "...Dumbass..." or "...Dynamic..." > any option for her first injury.
  • Send Invisigal + Malevola together on "Museum Robbery" for the first heal.
  • Send Punch Up solo on "Blaze in the Burbs" > any option to fail the mission and trigger "Bigger Blaze in the Burbs".
  • Send Sonar + Coupe together on "Apprehend Art Thieves" to unlock "Locate Stolen Art".
  • Send Invisigal solo on "Bigger Blaze in the Burbs" > any option for her second injury.
  • Send Invisigal + Malevola together on "Locate Stolen Art" for the second heal.
Episode 2
Achievements - Episode 3
Achievement
Description
Requirement
Unlockable?
"But I cheered for Invisigal...”
Collected a Knife
Choose to cut Coupe.
Episode 3
"Watch your back, Robert."
Collected a Tie
Choose to cut Sonar.
Episode 3
Overkill
Covered the Entire Graph on a Single Call
Keep 4 heroes for mission Lightningstruck Strikes Again.

I used
Sonar(2,1,2,4,5,1,)
Coupe(4,1,3 (+1),1,3,2,)
Flambae(4,3,3,2,1,3,)
Punch Up(3,5,1,3,1,4,)
Sum(13,10,10,10,10,).
Episode 3
Achievements - Episode 4
Achievement
Description
Requirement
Unlockable?
"I wish to make love to you again.”
Gave Him a Second Chance
Choose Phenomaman.
Episode 4
"It smells very chemically in here."
Gave Him His First Shot
Choose Waterboy.
Episode 4
Work Spouse
Reached Max Synergy With a Hero Duo
Should unlock in Episode 4.1 (Moving in) for Son + Mal if you followed the guide.
Episode 4
Achievements - Future Episodes
Fool's Luck
Succeeded a Call with <15% of Success
Investigating
Investigating
From Zero To Hero
Maxed Out a Hero
Investigating
Investigating
Min Max
Upgraded a Stat to 10
Investigating
Investigating
Power Trip
Expanded Powers for 4 Different Heroes
Investigating
Investigating
Modded
Reached Bonus and Avoided Fall Stats on All Calls In a Shift
Investigating
Investigating
Anti-Antivirus Club
Destroyed 3 Antiviruses in Less Than 15 Seconds
Investigating
Investigating
Career Development
Aced Your Performance Review
Investigating
Investigating
H4ck3d by ROb3rt
Succeeded On All Hacking Levels
Unreleased content
Impossible
Dispatched
Collected All Achievements
Unreleased content
Impossible
Abilities
Credit to VvVitekVvV for Malevola's starting ability.

You do not have to send the characters out on the mission to unlock slot-related abilities (Golem, Prism, Coupe). Once abilities are discovered by placing a character in a certain slot, it counts for the achievement.

Hero
Abilities
Description
Unlock
Achievement
Sonar
Instincts
Sonar transforms after returning from a call. His Intellect swaps with Combat and his Charisma swaps with Vigor until the next call.
Send Sonar out on any mission.
Getting to Know Yous
Flambae
On Fire
After a success, Flambae gains +1 Combat and +1 Mobility. This effect stacks. All boosts reset after a failure.
Recommend sending Flambae for the first mission (Lost Balloon).
Getting to Know Yous
Invisigal
Lone Wolf
When sent alone, Invisigal reduces travel time and call completion time.
Send Invisigal on a solo mission. I believe the final mission for Episode 2 also counts.
Getting to Know Yous
Punch Up
Hard Head
Punch Up doesn’t receive any debuffs from injuries. He cannot be downed.
Recommend sending Punch Up for Blaze in the Burbs.
Getting to Know Yous
Malevola
Life Trade
Malevola heals one hero when sent on a call together. She then receives +1 Charisma or Vigor. This effect stacks.
Recommend sending Punch Up for Blaze in the Burbs, then sending Punch Up + Malevola for Bigger Blaze in the Burbs.
Getting to Know Yous
Golem
Diamond in the Rough
On a call with >2 slots, certain slots may grant +2 to a stat and -1 to others when Golem is assigned.
During Crypto Night, select Golem for any slot with a stat boost symbol.
Getting to Know Yous
Prism
Doppelganger Illusion
When assigned to a call, Prism duplicates the hero to her left, placing their illusion in an empty slot with half their stats. Note: It’s actually any empty slot ON HER RIGHT.
During Crypto Night, select any hero for the first slot (leftmost slot), and select Prism for the second slot (middle slot).
Getting to Know Yous
Coupe
En Pointe
On calls with >2 slots, Coupe gains +1 Combat if placed in the first slot and +1 Mobility if placed in the second. Note: It’s actually >=2 slots
During Crypto Night, select Coupe for the first or second slot.
Getting to Know Yous
Sonar
Strong Back
If transformed, Sonar flies to call locations, greatly reducing travel time.He also carries non-flying heroes.
From mission "Flight School", Episode 3
Flambae
Flybae
Flambae flies to call locations, greatly reducing travel time.
From mission "Flight School", Episode 3
Coupe
En L'air
Coupe flies to call locations, greatly reducing travel time.
From mission "Flight School", Episode 3
Sonar
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
In Mega Bat form, Sonar is immune to injuries and his resting time is reduced by half.
From Hero Training
Sonar
Talk ♥♥♥♥
When in Hybrid form, if Sonar is sent on a call that fails, he will talk his way out of it and reattempt the call.
From Hero Training
Flambae
Comet
After a success, Flambae also reduces call completion and travel time. If after two successes Flambae fails a third, he is downed.
From Hero Training
Flambae
Supernova
Succeeding twice will set Flambae's Combat and Mobility to max and removes rest time. After a fail, Flambae's stats drop to 1.
From Hero Training
Invisigal
Wolf Pack
If Invisigal is on the team, XP rewards are doubled.
From Hero Training
Invisigal
Ear to the Ground
With her connections, Invisigal can reveal the number of slots and crime type on hover for certain calls before they happen.
From Hero Training.
Prism
Perfect Copy
Prism's duplicated illusions now have the full stats of the copied hero.
From Hero Training
Prism
Long Range Illusion
When a call is about to expire, Prism creates an illusion that keeps the call up for a few more seconds. This happens once per shift.
From Hero Training
Malevola
Life Trade Visions
After healing a hero, Malevola also reveals the stats of the next call she’s assigned to.
From Hero Training
Malevola
Portal Ritual
After healing a hero, Malevola also creates a portal near the call once per shift. The portal lasts 45 seconds after call completion.
From Hero Training
Golem
Spread Thin
Golem expands to fill each empty slot, increasing his stats by 25% per slot up to 200% when beneficial.
From Hero Training
Golem
Found Himself
Once per shift, all of Golem’s stats can be reset within the Hero Database, allowing for redistribution of points. Note: Need to investigate if it’s ALL STAT POINTS or just level up stats.
From Hero Training
Coupe
Pirouette
If Coupe is sent on a call that fails, she will reattempt it.
From Hero Training
Coupe
A la Seconde
If placed in the first slot, Coupe now gains +3 Combat. If placed in the second slot, she now gains +3 Mobility.
From Hero Training
Waterboy
Eager Sponge
Waterboy assigns himself when not sent often. He gains +1 to the highest stat for that call. He can only be removed one time.
Randomly jumps on missions.
Phenomaman
Easily Depressed
Phenomaman needs only 2 seconds of rest, however if any call fails or misses, he will be depressed and need 45 seconds of rest.
Fail / miss any mission.
Episode 1 Choices
Option 1
Option 2
Option 3
Affects
Default timeout option
I love my dad.
Didn’t know him well.
He’s gone
Didn’t know him well.
[LET HIM DROP]
-
[PULL HIM BACK]
He will remember that.
[LET HIM DROP]
It’s over, Shroud.
Prepare to die.
I’m here to ♥♥♥♥ you up.
It’s over, Shroud.
[PUNT]
-
[STOMP]
[PUNT]
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
[IGNORE HIM]
You’re bluffing.
You’re bluffing.
I did my best.
Thank you.
It was all for you.
It was all for you.
Pretty much.
No comment.
Not yet.
Pretty much.
[ANSWER]
[LEAVE]
[ATTACK]
Everyone will remember that.
[ATTACK]
That’s pretty disrespectful.
Put it down and leave.
I was watching that.
I was watching that.
I’m Mecha Man.
Someone with nothing to lose.
Honestly, not sure anymore.
I’m Mecha Man.
[PUNCH WITH LEFT]
-
[PUNCH WITH RIGHT]
[PUNCH WITH RIGHT]
I’d prefer a professional.
Have you done this before?
I can do it myself.
Have you done this before?
Rough day?
That feels like a challenge.
Impressive.
Rough day?
I like helping people.
I don’t know...
Only thing I’m good at.
Blond Blazer will remember that.
I don’t know...
Sounds intriguing.
Hopefully nothing scandalous.
A bar proposition?
A bar proposition?
Mr. Wet Ponytail
Dr. Don’t Do ♥♥♥♥
Sunglasses at Night Guy
Sunglasses at Night Guy
[WATER]
-
[ALCOHOL]
Everyone will remember that.
[ALCOHOL]
Guy fell down. / Extinguished a situation.
Got fired up. / Made a little mess.
Made a little mess. / Guy Fell down.
Guy fell down.
Thanks for helping me.
I really needed this.
Sorry about the spit thing.
Sorry about the spit thing.
[KISS HER]
-
[LET THE MOMENT PASS]
Blond Blazer will remember that.
[LET THE MOMENT PASS]
This is an interview?
My suit was destroyed.
Not exactly professional.
This is an interview?
[GIVE HIM CEREAL]
Who’s a good boy?
It’s gonna be alright.
[GIVE HIM CEREAL]
Episode 2 Choices
Option 1
Option 2
Option 3
Affects
Default timeout option
Not a great actor.
Seems like a jerk.
He’s phenomenal.
He’s phenomenal.
I don’t mind.
Is this a HR violation?
No peeking.
Is this a HR violation
Didn’t feel like a mistake.
I’ll take your lead.
We were drunk.
Blonde Blazer will remember that.
I’ll take your lead.
Powers don’t make you a hero.
I’m here to help.
Let’s make the best out of it.
I’m here to help.
How many heroes work here?
What heroes do you hire?
Three D’s?
How many heroes work here?
[BRO FIST]
-
[DO NOT FIST]
Royd will remember that.
[DO NOT FIST]
No, I’m just kidding.
I don’t know.
Doubt it’s a coincidence.
I don’t know.
Do I know you?
Why is this happening?
Can you not do this?
Do I know you?
That’s cruel.
So, how old are you?
I’m so sorry.
So, how old are you?
Jelly filled.
The long cream ones.
Plain glazed.
Invisigal will remember that.
The long cream ones.
Duck
-
Go invisible
Go invisible
Disarm Granny.
-
Take out the thief.
Invisigal will remember that.
Disarm Granny.
I can’t just disappear.
You need better friends.
You chose this life.
I can’t just disappear.
You ignored my order.
I told Chase you disobeyed.
You think that went well?
You think that went well?
The suit isn’t Mecha Man.
You need me.
I’m the real hero here.
Invisigal will remember that.
The suit isn’t Mecha Man.
The air’s dry.
Invisigal punched me.
I bumped my head.
They will remember that.
The air’s dry.
She disobeyed an order.
I could’ve done better.
The perp got away.
I could’ve done better.
Thanks for setting this up.
I’m glad I’m here too.
Do you wanna grab dinner?
Blonde Blazer will remember that.
Thanks for setting this up.
Sorry, I already ate.
Yeah, sounds fun.
Gotta get home to my dog.
Blonde Blazer will remember that.
Gotta get home to my dog.
Episode 3 Choices
Before First Shift

Option 1
Option 2
Option 3
Affects
Default timeout option
It’s minimalism.
I’ve been focused on my work.
I’m poor.
It’s minimalism.
Sounds pretty important.
I didn’t get any of that.
Can you recreate it?
Sounds pretty important.
Watch where you’re going.
-
[LET IT GO]
Golem will remember that.
[LET IT GO]
Hope I didn’t contribute.
I’m sorry, Blazer.
Are you happy?
Blonde Blazer will remember that.
I’m sorry, Blazer.
I like it.
It’ll scare them.
You sure about that?
Blonde Blazer will remember that.
You sure about that?

First Shift

Option 1
Option 2
Option 3
Affects
Default timeout option
[KICK GOLEM OUT]
-
[GIVE HIM THE CHAIR]
Golem will remember that.
?
Potential.
Pain
Fear.
The Z-Team will remember that.
Potential.
You set this program on fire.
You’re all burnt ♥♥♥♥.
All of you are Phoenixes.
The Z-Team will remember that.
You’re all burnt ♥♥♥♥.

Second Shift

Option 1
Option 2
Option 3
Affects
Default timeout option
Fate is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
♥♥♥♥ the stars.
You make your own destiny.
Invisigal will remember that.
Fate is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Get one for the road.
Take your anger out on him.
This could make a difference.
Get one for the road.
No, I don’t.
I hope so.
Everyone has a shot.
Blonde Blazer will remember that.
Everyone has a shot.
Coupe.
-
Sonar.
Blonde Blazer will remember that. Sonar will remember that. Coupe will remember that.
Sonar.
Episode 4 Choices
Option 1
Option 2
Option 3
Affects
Default timeout option
They can join them.
Maybe it was a mistake.
It’s harmless.
It’s harmless.
[SHADOW BOX]
[SPLIT KICK]
[JUMPING JACKS]
[SHADOW BOX]
All the time.
Why do you want to know?
Never.
All the time.
Looks good.
Your areola’s showing.
It’s too small.
Your areola’s showing.
Incredible.
You look tucked in.
Kinda pretty, I guess.
Blonde Blazer will remember that.
You look tucked in.
Don’t extinguish the sun.
Do you have a therapist?
I’ve had those days.
Don’t extinguish the sun.
Maybe there is. / I don’t think so.
That’s not your business. / I kissed her.
I don’t think so. / That’s not your business.
Phenomaman will remember that.
Maybe there is. / ???
Was my ♥♥♥♥ big?
How was it?
Did I wear a condom?
Was my ♥♥♥♥ big?
[SPAGHETTI]
-
[PROTEIN SHAKE]
Flambae will remember that.
spaghetti
Waterboy.
-
Phenomaman.
Blonde Blazer will remember that.
Phenomaman.

Waterboy

Option 1
Option 2
Option 3
Affects
Default timeout option
You second guess everything.
You expect failure.
Believe in yourself.
Waterboy will remember that.
Believe in yourself.

Phenomaman

Option 1
Option 2
Option 3
Affects
Default timeout option
That’s not healthy.
How do you know?
I don’t believe that.
Phenomaman will remember that.
That’s not healthy.


Night

Option 1
Option 2
Option 3
Affects
Default timeout option
[DINNER WITH BLAZER]
-
[MOVIE WITH INVISIGAL]
Invisigal will remember that.
Blonde Blazer will remember that.
[DINNER WITH BLAZER]

Blazer

Option 1
Option 2
Option 3
Affects
Default timeout option
Why care what I think?
[KISS HER]
You could’ve dressed up.
[KISS HER]

Invisigal

Option 1
Option 2
Option 3
Affects
Default timeout option
We’re getting there.
Thought we already were.
Do you want to be?
Invisigal will remember that.
Do you want to be?
Starting stats
The Z-Team
Here's a table for anyone who wants to plan their stats for an achievement-hunting run.

Note some changes from the demo: Invisigal lost a point of Vigor, Golem’s Charisma-Mobility went from 3-1 to 2-2.

Name
Combat
Vigor
Mobility
Charisma
Intellect
Sonar
2
1
2
3
4
Flambae
4
2
3
2
1
Invisigal
3
2
3
1
2
Punch Up
3
4
1
3
1
Malevola
3
2
2
3
2
Golem
3
4
2
2
1
Prism
4
1
1
4
2
Coupe
4
1
3
1
3
Waterboy
1
3
2
1
2

Episode 1 Heroes

Here are the starting stats for the 6 heroes from Episode 1:

Name
Combat
Vigor
Mobility
Charisma
Intellect
Phenomaman
6
3
3
3
2
Pom Pom
2
1
6
2
3
Sweetalker
2
2
2
6
4
Brickhouse
3
6
2
2
1
Equilibrium
4
3
3
4
4
Brainbook
1
3
4
3
6
Mission Experience
Mission Experience Distribution

Credit to UnlimitedNC, who commented that everyone receives experience from a successful mission.

Test results:

Crypto-Night > Idol Makeover:
  • Prism solo gives 1,729 exp.
  • Prism + Punch Up gives 576 and 433 exp respectively, or 1,009 exp total.
  • Prism + Punch Up + Malevola gives 576, 433 and 433 exp respectively, or 1,442 exp total.

Crypto-Night > Dynamic Duo:
  • Sonar-Human + Malevola gives 650 and 650 exp respectively, or 1,300 exp total.
  • Prism + Malevola + Golem gives 433, 433 and 433 exp respectively, or 1,299 exp total.

Museum Robbery > Weave:
  • Invisigal solo gives 910 exp.
  • Malevola + Coupe gives 455, 455 exp respectively, or 910 exp total.

Further testing required. Note that Crypto-Night is a decision-based mission, while Museum Robbery is a stats-based mission.

For now, I'd tentatively recommend sending characters solo if on decision-based missions with an auto-success option, to maximise total experience. For stats-based missions, the total remains the same, it's up to you how you want to distribute the experience.

Stat-based
Decision-based
Lost Balloon
Fight at Crypto-Night
VAND-GO Opening
Museum Robbery
Retrieve Stolen Boat
Blaze in the Burbs
In the Zone
Bigger Blaze in the Burbs
Apprehend Art Thieves
Send Sonar As Security
Send Literally Anyone Else
Juvenile Pickpocket At Large
-
Locate Stolen Art

Mission Experience Formula

Based off testing, stat-based missions seem to give experience based off the following formula:

Experience = (Mission Value - Success Rate) / Mission Modifier

For example, the first mission (Lost Balloon) has a Mission Value of 308 and a modifier of 0.4:

Flambae has a 100% success rate: (308 - 100) / 0.4 = 520 experience
Coupe has a 72% success rate: (308 - 72) / 0.4 = 590 experience

Another example, the fifth mission (Retrieve Stolen Boat) has a Mission Value of 360 and a modifier of 0.4:

Invisigal has a 83% success rate: (360 - 83) / 0.4 = 692 experience
Sonar-Bat has a 72% success rate: (360 - 72) / 0.4 = 720 experience
Coupe has a 63% success rate: (360 - 63) / 0.4 = 742 experience

What does this mean?

The more unsuitable the team, the lower the success rate.
The lower the success rate, the larger the amount of experience gained IF SUCCESSFUL.
Failed missions give no experience.

Changelog
2025-10-26:
Added Episode 1 missions requirements + recommendations.
Added Episode 1 choices.
Added alternate method for Achievement "Phoenixes Down" based off the crucifié method, suggested by xInSt*r in comments.
Added Episode 1's tutorial heroes to the "Starting stats" section.
Added Changelog.
Changed title of guide from "Episode 2 Missions Guide" to "Missions Guide".
Changed the format of the narrative choices to show the default option when time runs out in a separate column.
Changed the text of the “Love ‘em from my mouth to my butt." achievement guide.
Re-ordered the sections so the more relevant stuff is at the top, and the technical stuff is at the end.

2025-10-28:
Changed text of Achievements to reflect earliest episode unlockable.
Changes Achievements layout to group them by earliest episode unlockable.

2025-10-30:
Added Episode 3+4 missions.
Added Episode 3+4 choices.
Added Upgrade Abilities.
Added tips for dealing with Episode 3's special circumstances.
Separated the Episode 3 missions into separate sections for each shift.
Added the sabotage missions under Episode 3 Missions - Shift 1.

2025-10-31:
Combined "Starting Abilities for Achievement: "Getting to Know Yous" with "Upgrade Abilities" into a new "Abilities" section.
Re-arranged stat columns from Left-to-right, top-to-bottom (Int | Com | Vig | Cha | Mob) to Clockwise (Com | Vig | Mob | Cha | Int) for all sections.
80 Comments
Fringehunter7719 3 hours ago 
In the mission XP section, I think part of the confusion in the results is that you tested a mission with a Prism clone, but then didn't factor in the clone.

Normally mission XP is just divided equally between all participants. In the mission you chose "Crypto-Night > Idol Makeover", which means Prism gets the 33% unique talent bonus to her share: 433*1.33 = 576.

But because of her power you also had a slot of XP that was wasted - the clone counts for division of XP, but cannot receive it.

You can see this if you test a mission with Prism in first slot and Punch up in second instead of Punch Up in first slot, Prism in second and Punch Up clone in third.
Whyd you kill my cat? 3 hours ago 
Episode 4 -1
first shift
I think the author forgot but: Comically Yours, send visi for insta success, and why not add golem for synergy exp

second shift
I chose pheno here, so just swap out wat and it will still work, although you have to find brain teaser
Sending Golem to baby Kaiju attack is insta success
Normandy 5 hours ago 
Alright I finally got it by sending Visi to the first call.
I feel like trying to squeeze in Flambae for Moving Away, Car Drives Off Cliff and Nostalgically Yours is too much.
Plus Flambae has only 54% chance to succeed the first mission, which can be quite annoying if you're on a bad luck streak.

I don't remember all the other decisions, but it mostly involved a lot of Coup-Punch duo and Visi-Golem.
Also had Prism do Superhero Squabble in Aisle 9 then with coffee do Furniture, Assemble.
Normandy 5 hours ago 
Bro wtf if you cut Sonar the first shift of episode 4 is ridiculous.
Near the end you get 4 calls that pop simultaneously.
I managed to get 100% success on my first save where I cut Coupé, but here I just don't see how you can make it work in time, even with Flambae and his broken build.
Whyd you kill my cat? 6 hours ago 
Episode 3 Shift 1
Add Prism with Flam on Learn about SDN Scammer because prism solo can fail


as QuietBird said: "Save the Mascot in Peril - Inv+Gol, Runaway Train - SoB + Mal, Parking Lot Backup - Flambae + Prism."

Don't Hack the Scammer, Go Investigate tip PunchUp+Coupe 89% success
for extra exp

that should cover shift 1
M4LU 14 hours ago 
also you should let sonar get injured by the second sabotage so you can send him with mal and discover her ability that way without failing the mission since theyve got chemistry
M4LU 14 hours ago 
You HAVE to send Punch Up with Coupe in the first shift on at least enough of the "???" marked missions so he gets the level up with which he can clear the fight club on his own in the second shift!!!

EDIT: You can also just restart the shift until Punch Up is the one finishing the first mission by sabotaging Golem. Then he only needs 1 other mission with Coupe for the Rank Up, imo easiest way. just annoying to restart the scene all the time

ALSO: Don't Hack the Scammer so you can get more exp for your heroes (villians lol)
JellOwned 16 hours ago 
I guess SoB = Sonar-Bat and SoH = Sonar-Human
GizmoTheDude 16 hours ago 
SoB and SoH from what i gather is Sonars form as in SoB-Sonar as Bat and SoH-Sonar as Human
Nitsuj311 17 hours ago 
Please what is SoB and Soh??????