Step 1: You’re the President Now

Nukes? Aliens? Dubstep gun?
Just another Tuesday at the White House. 🇺🇸

Step 2: Forget Cars

Why drive when you can sprint at Mach 5 and jump over buildings?
Superpowers = fuel efficiency. 🦸

Step 3: Save Humanity (Eventually)

Or don’t. Spend 6 hours customizing your outfit instead.
Priorities, boss. 💅

Done.

Congrats! You’ve just defeated aliens with pure chaos and friendship. And maybe twerking. 👑