Being a Medic isn’t about knowing what to do — it’s about pretending you know what to do. A true Chad Medic doesn’t panic in any sort of emergencies. A true Chad Medic calmly injects random substances to your crew and somehow make it works. You’re the calm in the storm, the hero no one thanks, and the reason why half the crew is addicted to morphine.

Before we start, join any server you like except for Hardcore Roleplays, playing with your buddies & friends is even better (optional).

The True Chad Experience
Simply follow these few rules to enjoy what it takes to be a Chad medic.

1. Prioritize like a Chad : The engineer who electrocuted himself for the fifth time? Maybe. The security who is questioning your competencies? Probably not. The clown? Absolutely!

2. Never admit your mistakes : A real Chad Medic never apologizes, never explains and never admits guilt. You move with confidence, patch up your mess and carry on like nothing happened. The crew doesn't need an explanation -- they need a healer not a talker.

3. Calyxanide is for virgins : A real GIGACHAD wouldn't use calyxanide to treat husk infection. So sell every calyxanide you come across and use the money to buy opium & morphine. Simply use a cheap Broad-spectrum-antibiotics to treat the infection. If it works it works, if it don't just let the security do it's job.

4. Ignore all minor injuries : Simply ignore any minor injuries treatment, it's not worth your precious time and resources. Simply tell them to ♥♥♥♥ off or go drink ballast tank water.

5. Stockpile Opium & Morphine : A real Chad medic treats every injury and infection with morphine only. Sell all other medical supplies and antidotes for a handful of pocket money. You should ONLY and ONLY buy opium and morphine in stations. So when your crew open ups the medical cabinet, all they can see is morphine, bandages and saline. Keep a few Naloxone for yourself in a locked cabinet, your crew doesn't need it

6. Leave your mark : As for the final step to become the chaddest of them all, always leave ur mark. Every great medic leaves a legacy, sometimes the legacy is saving the entire crew from with nothing but bandages. Other times, it's making the whole crew develop psychosis and fixing non-existence leaks. Either way, make sure the server remembers you.

I see, you want a more exciting medic experience. Welcome, my fellow disciples, you've gone beyond bandages & morphine -- you've seen the true essence of the undead.

Why waste resources on your crew if they could heal themselves passively? So turn your medbay into your holy temple of the infested today and spread enlightenment to your crew.

Behold, The True Chad Church of Husk Medic,
Simply apply the rules of Chad medic experience until you come across Church of husk quarters in a station, This is where your journey really begins.

1. Accept the mission given by the cultist, which is find 12 Husk eggs (Velonaceps Calyx Eggs) . It can be done by buying from other stations or salvaging dead husk bodies.

2. Once the first quest has be done, you will get an invitation to join the cult. After that an assassination task will be given to you. After completion, you will be given a rescue mission. Upon completion, you will be awarded with Husk Symbiosis infection to the whole crew. It's basically husk infection but better since you can still talk while having all husk passives.

3. Now that your an absolute chad husk medic, choose one of the favorable assistant and start harassing him for no reason. Turn him into your test subject, injecting random substances on a clueless assistant will never be more funny.

At last, this is what you all’ve been waiting for. The final, forbidden chapter of medic knowledge — the Secret Sauce.

Let me bestow you with my collections of shenanigans, refined through years of tomfoolery and sanity of my entire crew.

1. Injecting alien blood to everyone : Works best after an alien breach on the sub, a perfect cover up to inject alien blood to everyone after giving them meds. Watching the whole crew going schizo trying to fix non-existing leaks and fire will never be more funny.

2. Death roller-coaster : if you inject 8 ethanol in a quick succession on the assistant, his health bar will instantly drop to near full death(the health bar after unconscious). No side effects or any repercussions, his health will go back to full in no time.

3. Delirium poisoning p : Load the syringe gun with delirium and hides the antidotes. Shoot anyone you see during an emergency.

4. Husking dead bodies : After a crawler breach, which is very common in the early game. Inject the intact crawler body with husk egg will turn him into a husk. While waiting for the husk transformation, you can inject husk eggs to the crew members so everything will look legit in the end.

5. The forbidden juice : Injecting 9 pomegranate extract will kill a person instantly, and its untraceable.

6. Chloral hydrate tomfoolery : Self explanatory, load your syringe gun with chloral hydrate and shoot it at crewmates who is trying to fix emergencies. Best if you could shoot it off as far as you could from the victim's POV.

7. Taste the rainbow : Inject every single chemical you can find in your locker. Simply find a victim and injects the rainbow. Do this before you leave the game since you will get shot instantly after pulling it off. (Hides the antidotes first duh)

8. Mechanic's cuckchair play : Prepare a disguised identity, find an isolated mechanic in the reactor room. Knock him out with chloral hydrate and cuff him (stripping him naked is optional), during this time quickly weld one of the doors (skip this if the reactor room only had one door). Turn off automatic control and max out the reactor. Inject another chloral hydrate and proceed with welding the door from outside. Stand next to the door and watch him getting cooked alive or you could remove the disguise in medbay before returning to the scene and watch the crew panic