Age of Empires IV: Anniversary Edition

Age of Empires IV: Anniversary Edition

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How to play Mongols in AOE4 2025
By Genghis Khan But Peaceful
This is the only Mongol guide you will ever need. 100% guaranteed to make Genghis Khan proud, your neighbors confused, and your opponents uninstall. Not recommended by doctors, priests, or historians.
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🐎 The Definitive Mongol Power Guide (100% Serious) 🐎
The Mongol Steppe Ascension Guide



Step 1

Launch AoE4





Step 2

Select Mongols because you have superior steppe genes





Step 3

Instantly feel the weight of Genghis himself on your shoulders




Step 4

Hear distant horse noises in your room (paranormal)




Step 5

Game starts: pack Town Center and move it two inches forward



Step 6

Girlfriend asks why you're whispering "steppe power" under your breath





Step 7

Ignore her, focus




Step 8

Build Ovoo




Step 9

Rocks start glowing irl, you might be chosen






Step 10

Build Barracks
  • Queue spears like your life depends on it.
  • Enemy scouts = kebabs on sticks.
  • Attack enemy gold.





Step 11

Alt-tab to official Discord: everyone crying about English Feudal Age, Mongol buffs nowhere to be found, cry internally, return to micro




Step 12

Accidentally delete a villager, but it's fine because Mongol eco is blessed






Step 13

Suddenly a faint smell of kumis fills the room (you live in Ohio)





Step 14

"GF: Did you spill milk"



















Step 15

No babe, it's the essence of the steppe




Step 16

Fast Castle Age while opponent is still playing with sheep like a peasant






Step 17

Drop landmark, hear thunder outside (sky agrees with your build order)

If you don’t hear thunder outside when landmark drops → you did it wrong → Surrender






Step 18

Produce Mangudai and Keshiks, ride across the map like a storm of arrows and bad decisions





Step 19

Enemy types "wtf how did you get here so fast??"



















Step 20

"ӘәәәәәәәәәәӘәәәәәәәәәәӘәәәәәәәәәәӘәәәәәәәәәә"




Step 21

Enemy resigns after 13 minutes





Step 22

VICTORY




Step 23

Horse neigh echoes through your apartment again




Step 24

GF: "did you just win?"





Step 25

"no… we won"





Step 26

She doesn't get it




Step 27
Genghis would

1 Comments
persistedd 5 hours ago 
this is incredible. i have won no games, however my heart is full:steamhappy: