ow to Lose Allies and Summon Daemons 😈
Is the Warp Always Redder on the Other Side? 🌋

You still haven’t tried multiplayer in Total War: WARHAMMER III? 😏
That’s odd. It’s like building an empire and never going to war.
Sure, technically possible… but suspiciously peaceful 🕊️.

WARHAMMER III online is a completely different kind of magic 🎮.
You’re no longer fighting a predictable AI that just spams daemons at your walls —
you’re fighting real people 👥, who do the same thing…
while screaming in Discord:

“BRO, I SWEAR THAT INVASION WAS AN ACCIDENT!” 🤣

Alliances 🤝
At first, everything looks perfect:
“We stand together! The Chaos is united! No one can stop us!”
You share resources, plan your attacks, and swear eternal loyalty.
And then…
your “faithful tribe of Khorne” decides that burning your capital is a valid tactical option 🗡️🔥.

In WARHAMMER III, the word ally basically means future enemy who hasn’t deployed catapults yet 🏰.

Betrayal 💔
There’s nothing sweeter than hearing:
“Don’t worry, I’m just passing through your lands.” ✌️
Five minutes later, your lord is teleported into the Warp,
and your entire army becomes a blood offering to the Dark Gods 😭.

Diplomacy 🎩
Suddenly, you discover your inner politician:
persuading, promising, lying, and pretending you never said anything.
Classic Old World politics! 🕵️

“I told you I wouldn’t betray you…”
“Yeah, but that was last turn.” 😇

Chaos & Memes 😂
Multiplayer campaigns in WARHAMMER III are pure legend.
One day, Kislev saves the world ❄️,
the next — they ally with the Forces of Chaos.
And that “trustworthy” friend who swore to defend you?
He’s been burning Altdorf since Tuesday 🌪️🔥.

“I just wanted to see what the inside of a Chaos portal looks like!” 👹

A Little Tip 😉
Try playing as Cathay 🇨🇳,
and invite your friend to play Tzeentch 🌀.

At first, you’ll make a “sacred peace pact.”
Twenty turns later, he’ll betray you three times, destroy every caravan you own,
and say with a straight face:

“It was foretold.” 🧠

Total Warhammer Online isn’t just a game.

It’s the stories you’ll laugh about for weeks 🍻.
It’s the late-night shouts in voice chat:

“WHY DID YOU BURN MY PROVINCE, WE WERE ALLIES?!” 😡

It’s chaos, magic, and that special moment
when your best friend becomes your worst enemy…
at least until the next turn ⚔️