"...

I am on the leftmost side.
I am not Sharlto Copley.
I am not Schwarze.

We waged war against Lucifer.

I was thinner because of World War 2.
I am a Time Traveller. When I got back:
They accused me of being a pretender.
Because I got better because I ate food.
They thought I was a slave dog like them.

I am empowered by The Governments.
Those who stood against me, are dead.
Lucifer and I made agreements.

Enemy Enlisted? Dead.
Enemy Officers? Dead.

I control all The Armies.
I control all The Spies.
I control all The Mercenaries.
I control all The Assassins.

I won in a fair, and just manner.
In a completely honorable way.

Mind wipe.
Do what I want you to do.
Auto-Update.

Wow. Easier that way.

Jesus is my Messiah.
Jesus is The Son of God."