🎶 Jump Space Guide: How to Find the Boombox and Drop the Bass in Deep Space 🚀
Welcome, brave space adventurer. You’ve mastered the art of not crashing into asteroids, your crew only cries twice a day, and your ship’s reactor hasn’t exploded in at least a week. You’re ready for the next level:
Boosting morale with the power of music.

🔍 Step 1: Repair Your Ship (Yes, All of It)
Before you can unlock the sacred groove, your ship must be fully repaired. Not “mostly fixed.” Not “held together with chewing gum and hope.”
We’re talking 100% operational.
Only then will the doors to the Crew Quarters of Rhythmic Destiny™ open.

🧭 Step 2: Navigate to the Crew Quarters
Once your ship is in tip-top shape, head to the front of your vessel.
There you’ll find the Crew Quarters, also known as:
• The Emotional Stabilization Chamber
• The Nap Nook
• The Room Where Greg Keeps Crying About His Ex
Enter the far-right room. Ignore the suspicious stains. Ignore Greg.
There, in all its glory, sits a bright orange stereo.
It’s not just a stereo.
It’s a morale cannon.

🎮 Step 3: Pick It Up and Fire the Funk
Walk up to the stereo.
Pick it up like you’re lifting the sacred relic of Planet Funkatron.
Then hit your fire key (aka the Pew-Pew Protocol Button™).
Suddenly—music.
One glorious track.
One chance to vibe.
One moment to make your enemies question your sanity.

🎵 What Happens Next?
• Your crew starts dancing.
• Your enemies hesitate.
• Your pilot does the worm.
• Your engineer drops their wrench and screams “THIS IS MY JAM.”
• You forget you’re in the middle of a firefight.
It only works once per mission, so use it wisely.
Or recklessly. We’re not your mom.

🧠 Lore Drop: The Boombox’s Mysterious Origins
Legend says the boombox was forged in the sonic furnaces of Bass Sector 9, blessed by the DJ monks of Funkatron, and powered by the soul of a disco-loving AI named DJ-404.
It was hidden aboard your ship by a rogue morale officer who believed in the healing power of beats.

🗣️ Crew Testimonials
“I was fixing the coolant system, but then the beat dropped and I dropped my responsibilities.” — Engineer Greg
“I tried to shoot an alien, but I was overcome by rhythm and accidentally moonwalked into the airlock.” — Tactical Officer Zarnax
“Is this the virus that took caused all the others to turn on humanity?.” — The Ship’s Sentient Toaster

⚠️ Disclaimer of Galactic Proportions
Not all details in this guide are 100% accurate. Some may have been enhanced by cosmic enthusiasm, caffeine, and exposure to space funk.
We cannot be held responsible for:
• Hull breaches caused by dance battles
• Crew injuries from spontaneous breakdancing
• Mission failure due to excessive vibing
• Emotional damage from realizing the boombox only plays one song
Dance responsibly. Shoot first, groove later.

💬 Found More Songs? Got Funky Stories?
Share your boombox tales below.
Did your crew survive a mission because of the beat?
Did your pilot freestyle mid-combat?
Did you vibe so hard the aliens joined your side?
We want to know.
We need to know.
The galaxy demands it.